Polls & Surveys - 30 June 2007

2007-06-30 11:56:16 · 44 answers · asked by like columbo and brian dowling 1

OBEDIENT WIFE

There was a man who had worked all of his life, had saved all of his
money, and was a real miser when it came to his money. Just before he
died, he said to his wife, "When I die, I want you to take all my money
and put it in the casket with me. I want to take my money to the after
life with me." And, so he got his wife to promise him with all of her
heart that when he died, she would put all of the money in the casket
with him.

Well, he died. He was stretched out in the casket, his wife was sitting
there in black, and her friend was sitting next to her. When they
finished the ceremony, just before the undertakers got ready to close
the casket, the wife said, "Wait just a minute!" She had a box with her, she
came over with the box and put it in the casket. Then the undertakers
locked the casket down, and they rolled it away.

So her friend said, "Girl, I know you weren't fool enough to put all
that money in there with your husband." The loyal wife replied,"
Listen, I'm a Christian, I can't go back on my word. I promised him
that I was going to put that money in that casket with him."

You mean to tell me you put that money in the casket with him!!!!?"

"I sure did," said the wife. "I got it all together, put it into my account
and wrote him a check. If he can cash it, he can spend it."

2007-06-30 11:54:43 · 26 answers · asked by ? 6

do you love for your mates looks or because you truly love him/her for their personality?

2007-06-30 11:54:38 · 28 answers · asked by Anonymous

You're sleeping in the same bed and he/she releases some deadly gases! How do you react?!!

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2007-06-30 11:54:36 · 15 answers · asked by GarlicMan 2

of a perfect first date...women, what would you want the guy to come up with, guys, how would you woo your new ladyfriend?

2007-06-30 11:54:17 · 5 answers · asked by JP 4

2007-06-30 11:54:15 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous

2007-06-30 11:54:08 · 4 answers · asked by Giggly Giraffe 7

2007-06-30 11:53:44 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous

i would give majoratey of it of it to chartey and then help my famlie then save 50000=fity thousend for me and rest for evry one els

2007-06-30 11:53:21 · 32 answers · asked by Anonymous

and the fire department can't get to your house because of a dam breaking, so don't bother calling them.

2007-06-30 11:53:20 · 24 answers · asked by a mango 5

2007-06-30 11:52:51 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous

And you have to choose one of these to be the marathon theme. Which would you choose?

Batman
Lord of the Rings
Predator
Alien
Superman
X-Men
Children of the Corn
James Bond

2007-06-30 11:52:19 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous

Animals are our best friends.

2007-06-30 11:51:29 · 17 answers · asked by .......... 5

I watching an episode of L&O where a lady was violated on a crowded subway and like no one helped her! I dont think that kinda thing would happen where I live. Do you?

2007-06-30 11:49:39 · 5 answers · asked by Brendan 1

I have noticed this especially with political questions. Someone might ask, "Why are libs so pathetic" or something like that; there could be 30 compelling answers arguing that debate, and one person answering, "You're right, they're stupid," and THAT would be awarded best answer, just because it agrees with the questioner's narrow-mindedness!

Even one question asked who was hotter, Brad Pitt or Ashton Kutcher; 20 people said "Brad Pitt," with maybe ONE saying "Ashton Kutcher, Brad Pitt is too old to be hot," and the questioner awarded THAT answer as "Best Answer!"

So, my question is, are the "Best Answers" really awarded fairly and objectively, or are they awarded only to those who conform to the questioner's narrow frame of mind?

By the way, I WILL be objective and open-minded, and award "Best Answer" to the BEST answer!

2007-06-30 11:49:20 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous

2007-06-30 11:48:57 · 18 answers · asked by skateboardboi 5

2007-06-30 11:48:18 · 25 answers · asked by Giggly Giraffe 7

2007-06-30 11:47:44 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous

for a while longer and wish i was doing something

2007-06-30 11:47:22 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous

2007-06-30 11:45:56 · 4 answers · asked by SavvySue 7

Men...girls with long hair or short?
Women...men with long hair or short?

2007-06-30 11:44:54 · 22 answers · asked by Lea 6

Have you ever had your bare feet scanned at airport security? Were you embarrassed?

2007-06-30 11:44:54 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous

2007-06-30 11:44:13 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous

2007-06-30 11:43:00 · 11 answers · asked by Giggly Giraffe 7

ive been getting annoyed at it lately and find myself wishing i didnt have to do these things so i could spend my time doing something cooler. i mean with the time you spend in the bathroom each day you could probly do something alot more fun or constructive. i just hate wasting time on things like that and it annoys me cuz i know i have to and tomorrow i am going to have to do the same damn thing all over again.

2007-06-30 11:42:45 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous

can't figure out what You want ?

2007-06-30 11:42:22 · 19 answers · asked by asmikeocsit 7

but not enough to change that?


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2007-06-30 11:41:27 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous

2007-06-30 11:40:56 · 11 answers · asked by a mango 5

2007-06-30 11:40:38 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous

2007-06-30 11:39:02 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous