This was sent to me by a dear friend and i thought i would share it!!!!!!
Now this is what I call a bad day!
This little guy is sitting at the bar just staring at his drink.
He's been sitting there for half an hour when this big trouble-making
truck driver steps next to him,
grabs his drink and gulps it down in one swig.
The poor little guy starts crying.
"Come on man, I was just giving you a hard time," says the truck
driver.
"I'll buy you another drink. I just can't stand to see a man crying."
"This is the worst day of my life," says the little guy between sobs.
"I can't do anything right. I over-slept and was late to an important
meeting, so my boss firedme.
When I went to the parking lot, I found my car was stolen a and I have
no insurance. I grabbed a cab home but, after the cab left, I
discovered I had forgotten my wallet in it. At home I found my wife in bed with
the gardener. So I came to this bar and was thinking about putting an
end to my life, and you show up and drink the damn poison."
2007-06-30
10:48:35
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