This was sent to me by a dear friend and i thought i would share it!!!!!!
Now this is what I call a bad day!
This little guy is sitting at the bar just staring at his drink.
He's been sitting there for half an hour when this big trouble-making
truck driver steps next to him,
grabs his drink and gulps it down in one swig.
The poor little guy starts crying.
"Come on man, I was just giving you a hard time," says the truck
driver.
"I'll buy you another drink. I just can't stand to see a man crying."
"This is the worst day of my life," says the little guy between sobs.
"I can't do anything right. I over-slept and was late to an important
meeting, so my boss firedme.
When I went to the parking lot, I found my car was stolen a and I have
no insurance. I grabbed a cab home but, after the cab left, I
discovered I had forgotten my wallet in it. At home I found my wife in bed with
the gardener. So I came to this bar and was thinking about putting an
end to my life, and you show up and drink the damn poison."
2007-06-30 10:48:35 · 30 answers · asked by ? 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
your on the verge of being carted off, lmao
2007-06-30 10:52:35 · answer #1 · answered by **ZARA** 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Heh, I like that one. Better than some of the stuff you get on here. Have a star on me :]
2007-06-30 10:53:00 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
good one 10/10 lmao
2007-07-01 00:40:48 · answer #3 · answered by mad as a brush 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Not much of a question, but I like it a lot!
2007-06-30 10:52:18 · answer #4 · answered by Kevin (Bo Bevin) 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Nice one.
2007-06-30 10:55:47 · answer #5 · answered by D 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hehehehehe......oops!
2007-06-30 10:56:17 · answer #6 · answered by Kirsty 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Good one.
2007-06-30 10:59:30 · answer #7 · answered by hello world 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Good, I really liked that one
2007-06-30 10:51:38 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
Hardly a Poll or Survey! Doesn't YA have a jokes section for stuff like this?
PS - heard it before.
2007-06-30 10:52:32 · answer #9 · answered by Blue Kitten 3 · 0⤊ 4⤋
lol that is a belter be telling this in work tom
2007-06-30 10:52:00 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋