In 1997, me and my friends went to Texas to spend the summer vacation in a cabin, property of one of my friends. We were on the highway, in a van, and we saw a hitchhiker. It was Matthew McConaughey. He told us that his house was really near, so we decided to take him with us. Matthew McConaughey sat in the back of the van, staring at us with a weird look. Then he took a knife out of his pocket, and cut his own arm. At this point, we were all freaked out. Matthew McConaughey smiled at us and then he took us a picture with a very old camera, and asked for some money in return. We refused to pay for an usolicited picture, so Matthew McConaughey yelled, and this time he cut the arm of one of my friends with his knife, and opened the door to get out of the van. He was also mumbling a curse, and with his own blood he painted a satanic symbol in the back of the van. The symbol sits very low on the van, though, because he has freakishly short arms.
2007-05-29
02:33:11
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