In 1977, my uncle was staying at a run-down motel in Pensacola. He was swallowing various pills and watching TV as usual, when suddenly Dr. Phil appeared in the window. Phil suddenly kicked the door in with gusto and began yelling slurs and profanities at my hopped up uncle. He then shot my uncle in the throat with a tranquilizer dart. My uncle woke up hours later in a dirty bathtub filled with ice and cold water, with a cut on his right side, and one kidney missing, along with his entire foreskin. Most people speculate that Dr. Phil sold his kidney to the triads, and later used the kidney money to fund his meth labs in the 80's. What happened to my uncle's foreskin remains a mystery.
2007-05-29 02:19:38 · 31 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
About that foreskin --- Phil used it to perform a small bit of cosmetic surgery on the upper part of his face.
That explains why he looks a little ********.
2007-05-29 02:59:23 · answer #1 · answered by $mâ?¼r฿ 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I used to hate it, then i found out - he's nicely kinda clever. and that i like the advice he provides. hi - if it wasn't for Dr. Phil i could in all risk nonetheless be residing with my boyfriend.
2016-10-06 06:00:28 · answer #2 · answered by faim 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i knew that Dr. Phil was crazy. Maybe he was the one that took the kidney from Charlie in that you tube video Candy Mountain. Ah, it all makes sence.
2007-05-29 02:22:50 · answer #3 · answered by J.Funk 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I believe the foreskin mystery is an upcoming topic.
2007-05-29 02:24:43 · answer #4 · answered by amstaff 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
How did your uncle know a kidney was missing when he woke up? I guess his skin must be transparent, huh?
2007-05-29 02:24:23 · answer #5 · answered by Mystine G 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I bought the foreskin off of EBAY. Would your uncle like it back?
2007-05-29 02:24:17 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Is your uncle Phil Donahue?
2007-05-29 02:39:53 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes I Did
2007-05-29 02:22:24 · answer #8 · answered by JimBob from 'Bama 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
OMG thats terrible. And I believe every word too.
How in the world did you think this up?
2007-05-29 02:25:47 · answer #9 · answered by skipper 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You need to write a book
2007-05-29 02:24:42 · answer #10 · answered by Gypsy Gal 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋