Polls & Surveys - 16 May 2007

Bacon is salty,
Souse meat is too.
Yo hair is suh shiny,
I shore do like you.

When ye chew yer tabaccer,
Ye spit like a pro,
Im'a wantin' to date ye,
Maybe take ye to a picture show.

Ye Daddy he likes me,
My truck cranks most days,
Momma said I should ask ye,
If ye wanna see one those plays.

If'n ye ain't too busy,
An the corns in the gin,
Would ye go out wif me,
Or do ye wanna jist be friends?

2007-05-16 02:37:48 · 23 answers · asked by RoyDamnMercer 6

if theres nothing wrong.........

why do i catch so much heat for having sex with myself?

2007-05-16 02:36:53 · 19 answers · asked by ? 4

2007-05-16 02:36:17 · 34 answers · asked by Anonymous

1. Nudge their rump out the door with your foot?

2. Shut the door and send them to their bed in a cranky mood?

2007-05-16 02:35:39 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous

Our conference table collapsed on us during a meeting. Luckily no one was really injured although one woman had it land on her knee.

We have suspicision that one of our very passive aggressive employees did this, but have no proof.

Seriously, if you're that unhappy, wouldn't you just quit?

Does anyone have any other examples of disgruntled employees in the workplace?

Thanks in advance!

2007-05-16 02:33:53 · 5 answers · asked by Reserved 6

2007-05-16 02:33:52 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous

2007-05-16 02:32:50 · 12 answers · asked by Optimistic 6

2007-05-16 02:32:24 · 7 answers · asked by ? 3

I do it all of the time. I think it's a nice thing to do. What about you guys?

2007-05-16 02:30:59 · 45 answers · asked by Anonymous

2007-05-16 02:30:43 · 3 answers · asked by *RA RA* 5

2007-05-16 02:30:16 · 9 answers · asked by kevin 2

2007-05-16 02:29:46 · 20 answers · asked by Closed 7

My eyes look fat?

2007-05-16 02:29:19 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous

I just wanted to say hello to everyone and ask how your morning is going. did you feel like not getting up this morning?

2007-05-16 02:28:15 · 24 answers · asked by myladybeau 3

does size really matter?
I want to look up a really looooooong word for my girlfriend

2007-05-16 02:27:29 · 15 answers · asked by Fred the Crotchenator 4

2007-05-16 02:27:28 · 8 answers · asked by sarahmoose2000 5

2007-05-16 02:27:16 · 9 answers · asked by enzyme 305 3

would you tell the person?

2007-05-16 02:26:36 · 32 answers · asked by sarahmoose2000 5

I have never seen a package/liquor store that has a drive-thru feature.

Many people are hungry after work and stop at a drive thru fast food restaurant and bring food home.

I know when I have a bad day at work, I count the minutes until I can run to the package store, and am not in the mood to be bothered with going inside a store.

I always have an easy typical order of a six pack.

Do you think it would be a good idea to have a drive thru for my new business? Are there any laws around this idea to consider?

2007-05-16 02:26:22 · 6 answers · asked by Reserved 6

2007-05-16 02:26:11 · 12 answers · asked by Amy E 4

Why?

2007-05-16 02:26:00 · 23 answers · asked by ? 1

2007-05-16 02:24:56 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous

A salmon salad to eat.Trouble is I hate fish. If I say it was nice she will buy more.So should I tell her it's in the cat and risk GBH in the ears.?

2007-05-16 02:24:36 · 21 answers · asked by David 4

Raw meat at the dog
park
many pounds of
tempt and stink
drove them on me
at incredible speed
a ferocious
pack of teeth and jowl
left me
pantless
in the end.

2007-05-16 02:24:34 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous

You know, once I was thinking of quitting when I was diagnosed with brain, lung and testicular cancer all at the same time.

But with the love and support of my friends and family, I got back on Yahoo Answers and made it all the way back to Level 3.

But I'm sure you have a good reason to quit. So what are you dying of that's keeping you Yahoo Answers?

Well, I guess if a person never quit when the going got tough, they wouldn't anything to regret for the rest of their life.

Well good luck to you people. I'm sure this decision won't haunt you forever.


lol this is for all the reporters, youll never get me down!!!

2007-05-16 02:24:02 · 23 answers · asked by ? 4

2007-05-16 02:23:15 · 47 answers · asked by Little Miss Pineapple 6

http://www.celebitchy.com/3895/britney_banned_lohan_from_vip_area_at_her_show/

2007-05-16 02:22:30 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous

2007-05-16 02:22:07 · 23 answers · asked by Eric Chua Yanshan Maynas 3

Recently I have began to think my house is haunted. I can hear a clapping noise coming from the bathroom followed by a kind of "arf arf" sound, and there are always fish randomly thrown around the house. I have also noticed that all of my carpets seem to be constantly wet, usually between the bath and the fridge.

Can anybody help as it is really starting to scare me and my pet walrus "andy"

2007-05-16 02:21:37 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous

fooled easily?

2007-05-16 02:20:30 · 30 answers · asked by Anonymous