Recently I have began to think my house is haunted. I can hear a clapping noise coming from the bathroom followed by a kind of "arf arf" sound, and there are always fish randomly thrown around the house. I have also noticed that all of my carpets seem to be constantly wet, usually between the bath and the fridge.
Can anybody help as it is really starting to scare me and my pet walrus "andy"
2007-05-16 02:21:37 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
ROFL!
2007-05-16 02:24:07 · answer #1 · answered by Veruca Salt 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Do you keep the Walrus in the tub? If so, he is your culprit. He is leaving the bathroom stealing the fish at the local fish market, storing them in your fridge and then quietly getting them as you sleep. That is why your floor is wet.
One last IMPORTANT QUESTION?
Do you appear wet in the morning? If so take a pregnancy test!
2007-05-16 02:27:36 · answer #2 · answered by Ghostly Ghost! 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
My first question is why is your bath next to your fridge?
Well, try to talk to it. Confront it with how you feel about it. Say its your home and you want privacy! And every morning sing to it because they hate noise. Open curtains and allow air to circulate within the house.
2007-05-16 02:30:16 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Must be a Christian ghost, since he leaves fish everywhere. Contact a good plumber about the wet spots.
2007-05-16 02:27:27 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
Sounds like a burst pipe?
2007-05-16 02:26:13 · answer #5 · answered by Pandora 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Seems as though your pet walrus 'andy' is possessed.....
2007-05-16 02:37:23 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
See a vicar
2007-05-16 02:25:13 · answer #7 · answered by aslan 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Can zoologists perform exorcisms?
2007-05-16 02:25:37 · answer #8 · answered by tigerfly 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Not a ghost of a chance !!
2007-05-16 02:25:31 · answer #9 · answered by nicemanvery 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHAHA!!! Sweet. Call in a priest. Good luck.
2007-05-16 02:24:40 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
set up a bunch of cameras around your house and see if you catch anything in action
now did you happen to see "andy" in all the vids.
2007-05-16 02:25:25 · answer #11 · answered by Snowy86 3 · 0⤊ 4⤋