Polls & Surveys - 15 May 2007

beach....?


mine isn't technically a beach, but it's in Canada and it was a fresh water lake, i got to swim with tiny fishes and the water was crystal clear - i was only 4 and a half.

2007-05-15 01:04:02 · 24 answers · asked by The Unknown Soldier 6

Your Driver's License
A mother is driving a little girl to her friend's house for a play date.

"Mommy," the little girl asks, "how old are you?"

"Honey, you are not supposed to ask a lady her age," the mother replied.
"It's not polite."

"OK", the little girl says, "How much do! you weigh?"

"Now really," the mother says, "those are personal questions and are really none of your business."

Undaunted, the little girl asks, "Why did you and Daddy get a divorce?"

"That is enough questions, young lady, honestly!"

The exasperated mother walks away as the two friends begin to play.

"My Mom won't tell me anything about her," the little girl says to her friend.

"Well," says the friend, "all you need to do is look at her drivers license. It is like a report card, it has everything on it."

Later that night the little girl says to her mother, "I know how old you are, you are 32."

The mother is surprised and asks, "How did you find that out?

"I also know that you weigh 140 pounds."

The mother is past surprised and shocked now.
"How in heaven's name did you find that out?"

"And," the little girl says triumphantly,"I know why you and daddy got a divorce."

"Oh really?" the mother asks. "Why?"


"Because you got an F in sex."

2007-05-15 01:02:37 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous

2007-05-15 01:02:35 · 14 answers · asked by Little Miss Pineapple 6

yer 6 sisters are all Walmart chasiers, does that make it a family business? Ma old uncle is the mainte....mant.....the one who fixes stuff that breaks too. Daddy, well, he done runned off to the Piece Cores.

2007-05-15 01:00:28 · 11 answers · asked by RoyDamnMercer 6

No offense to anyone but I'm just curious about WHY you choose that picture. :)

2007-05-15 01:00:22 · 9 answers · asked by kool aid man. 4

that to me? You left the car on empty again, Why?

2007-05-15 00:59:39 · 11 answers · asked by asmikeocsit 7

I get it a lot wherever I go, I don't mind it but sometimes I think it's a little annoying.

Do you get it? Or some equivalent?

2007-05-15 00:58:02 · 31 answers · asked by Anonymous

for me it Snoopy the dog.

2007-05-15 00:56:46 · 18 answers · asked by jobees 6

the Red Sox won the game...oh what was the score?..how big was the biggest?..how many?...how often?..how long?...etc

2007-05-15 00:54:34 · 29 answers · asked by Anonymous

2007-05-15 00:52:51 · 20 answers · asked by gone 7

2007-05-15 00:51:46 · 17 answers · asked by SidBridge 6

what games do you like to play... [try and keep it clean!]...
and do you still play to win ?

2007-05-15 00:51:01 · 24 answers · asked by The Unknown Soldier 6

2007-05-15 00:50:43 · 25 answers · asked by Little Miss Pineapple 6

Which do you think is more important at my age (7th grade), making boyfriends or studying?

2007-05-15 00:50:21 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous

Are you going to pay the $10 /month fee they are imposing as of July?

2007-05-15 00:49:24 · 8 answers · asked by Meatball ;) 3

2007-05-15 00:47:27 · 34 answers · asked by Praxis 5

.......hears him,

is he still wrong?

2007-05-15 00:41:56 · 28 answers · asked by kennyboy 6

Does mine?

2007-05-15 00:40:43 · 52 answers · asked by Little Miss Pineapple 6

I had some Chicken schnitzel with some rice. What about you guys?

2007-05-15 00:40:05 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous

2007-05-15 00:36:41 · 13 answers · asked by Ťango 3

I don't, and the problem is that I can't choose them

2007-05-15 00:36:28 · 16 answers · asked by emi79 3

Can I put some hair remover in her shampoo since she is acting so nasty and mean? She always acts like a troll, following me around, spying on me, competing with me and just making life miserable. What do you think?!

2007-05-15 00:33:40 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous

2007-05-15 00:31:14 · 12 answers · asked by ? 5

would you use them to go around saving people like he did?

or would you keep it secret?

I'm a pretty lazy bugger so I would most probably just keep it secret and then take up a sport and obliterate the opposition. I know it's technically cheating, but hey, think of the money!

What would you do?

2007-05-15 00:27:56 · 31 answers · asked by Anonymous

2007-05-15 00:25:54 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous

http://img43.imagevenue.com/img.php?image=16733_Jessica_Alba__Maxim_Shoot_Raws0003_122_417lo.jpg
http://img40.imagevenue.com/img.php?image=16711_Jessica_Alba__Maxim_Shoot_Raws0001_122_472lo.jpg

2007-05-15 00:25:17 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous

why do they never taste as good as when you have then at the seaside?

having a plateful now....SUPERSIZE ME!!

2007-05-15 00:25:06 · 25 answers · asked by The Unknown Soldier 6

Within the next 5 years smoking will be as good as illegal.
And then the health nazis will start on drinking to get that banned in all public places as well(including pubs and clubs)

2007-05-15 00:24:10 · 42 answers · asked by Anonymous

Which one are you?

2007-05-15 00:22:13 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous

if you're listening to a song that is! lol

i'm listening to Mika - Over My Shoulder

it's unusual but nice, i quite like it... ; )

2007-05-15 00:19:02 · 43 answers · asked by Anonymous