Polls & Surveys - 15 May 2007

2007-05-15 02:38:07 · 22 answers · asked by Mara Jade 3

What day of the year is may 16?
150th?

2007-05-15 02:36:32 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous

2007-05-15 02:36:11 · 45 answers · asked by Anonymous

Please be serious. I just want to know?

2007-05-15 02:34:58 · 37 answers · asked by Anonymous

I think that would be really cool if it would show up on the list of new questions or stars from your contacts. I would because there are some people that I know in real life on yahoo and it would kind of nice to say "Congrats on best answer!" or "Saw your best answer, it was great!" Do you agree that this could be cool?

2007-05-15 02:34:56 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous

2007-05-15 02:34:53 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous

Well slap me nekkid and hide my clothes.

2007-05-15 02:34:40 · 16 answers · asked by RoyDamnMercer 6

http://answers.yahoo.com/my/my

2007-05-15 02:34:23 · 9 answers · asked by dee_ann 6

MENTAL HOSPITAL PHONE MENU



Hello and thank you for calling The State Mental Hospital.

Please select from the following options menu:

If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly.

If you are codependent,

please ask someone to press 2 for you.

If you have multiple personalities,

press 3, 4, 5 and 6.

If you are paranoid, we know who you are and what you want.

Stay on the line so we can trace your call.

If you are delusional,

press 7 and your call will be forwarded to the Mother Ship.

If you are schizophrenic,

listen carefully and a little voice will tell you which number to

press.

If you are manic-depressive,

it doesn't matter which number you press, nothing will make you happy

anyway.

If you are dyslexic,

press 9696969696969696.

If you are bipolar,

please leave a message after the beep or before the beep or after the

beep.

Please wait for the beep.

If you have short-term memory loss,

press 9.

If you have short-term memory loss,

press 9.

If you have short-term memory loss,

press 9.

If you have low self-esteem,

please hang up. Our operators are too busy to talk with you.

If you are menopausal,

put the gun down, hang up, turn on the fan, lie down and cry. You won't

be crazy forever.

If you are blonde,

don't press any buttons, you'll just mess it up.

2007-05-15 02:34:11 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous

Yelling
Laughing OUT LOUD
punching
wacking them with a shovel
splashing with water or whatever you are drinking
throwing eggs at them
anything else??

2007-05-15 02:33:58 · 10 answers · asked by gone 7

2007-05-15 02:32:40 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous

I'm female and i am 10 days older than my husband

2007-05-15 02:32:34 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous

2007-05-15 02:32:14 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous

2007-05-15 02:31:10 · 31 answers · asked by Lolly ♥ 3

I like back to the future. They just don't make teen movies like that anymore.

2007-05-15 02:30:06 · 39 answers · asked by Psychotically Bored 3

I'm not buying any even it doesn't work it will send a message, I believe.

2007-05-15 02:30:01 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous

2007-05-15 02:29:24 · 14 answers · asked by RoyDamnMercer 6

2007-05-15 02:28:23 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous

On your wedding night, did you or were you too tired?

-I tried to play the tired card, but my wife wouldn't accept 'I'm physically unable to' as an answer.

2007-05-15 02:27:49 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous

I have to go help my Daddy out with some stuff. I'll probably be gone all day.

You be good to each other.

And so I don't get violated, my question is when is the last time you had a haircut?

2007-05-15 02:25:48 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous

Why did they use annorexic models who wouldn't know what cellulite was? Are they saying their product only works if you're already unhealthy-skinny?

2007-05-15 02:25:41 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous

I answered a question earlier and within my answer I was naming the 7 dwarf's. However I could only remember 5 of them. It's driving me crazy. Who know's all 7??
I know I know what a dumb question right?
10 pts to the best.
THANKS!!!!!
:) :) :)

2007-05-15 02:25:06 · 32 answers · asked by jdnsmama13 4

I love it!!!!!

2007-05-15 02:23:50 · 15 answers · asked by Evey 6

2007-05-15 02:23:32 · 6 answers · asked by enzyme 305 3

dinner
dancing
bar
movie
motel 6
other

2007-05-15 02:23:16 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous

I took some Cadburys creme eggs when I was about 12. (12 years ago.)

2007-05-15 02:20:43 · 14 answers · asked by Zombie Jesus 5

... are you going to pimp out that piece of @$$ for?

2007-05-15 02:20:38 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous

Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering:
"Shut up, dammit, all of you just shut UP!"

Whistle the first seven notes of "It`s a Small World" incessantly.

Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside ask:
"Got enough air in there?"

Offer name tags to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours
upside-down.

Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without
getting off.

When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open,
then act embarrassed when they open by themselves.

Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm
handshake and ask them to call you Admiral.

On the highest floor, hold the door open and demand that it stay open
until you hear the penny you dropped down the shaft go "plink" at the
bottom.

Stare, grinning, at another passenger for a while, and then announce:
"I`ve got new socks on!"

Meow occasionally.

2007-05-15 02:19:08 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous

Who was the first,second,third and fourth presedent of America?No stupid questions please.

2007-05-15 02:18:07 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous

I find babies so innocent ,naughty ,always laughing
They look so cute when they are chubby also

2007-05-15 02:17:18 · 20 answers · asked by Hope Summer 6