The other day, I got to thinking about stuff that I just don't need to know about.
As an example, I once heard about a guy who had been in a car accident and had severe facial injuries. As if that weren't enough, I was told that the closest match to eyelid skin was the male foreskin, and that he indeed, had some of THAT skin removed to replace his missing eyelid.
(Now, THAT was something that I did NOT need to know!)
I remember wondering what would happen to him if a pretty girl walked by. Would he NOT be able to blink? If it was is mouth that was injured, would he get a "stiff upper lip"? - Sorry -
Anyway, without further ado, here's my current list:
Here are some things that I just don’t need to know: (In no particular order)
1. The details about anybody but my own intimate or gastrointestinal matters.
2. My Grandma’s bra cup size. (Or any family member for that matter.)
3. The time, place and nature of my death.
4. How "Slim Jim’s" are made.
5. What a good kisser my sister is.
6. The particulars about female members of my family and how they are entering into "womanhood".
7. The fact that my doctor really didn’t have to "check" my prostate again.
8. The fact that the fattest and cutest woman in my office are dating each other.
9. The salary of the 26-year-old we just hired is $10,000 more than mine.
10. The fact that 26-year-old we just hired thinks I'm hot...and the fact that he owns a motorcycle...
2007-02-26
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