Polls & Surveys (Entertainment & Music) - 5 January 2007

A kid was taking a shower with his mom and asks, "what are those things on your chest?" Not wanting to answer she changed the subject. The next day the boy went up to his dad and asked "What are those things on Mommy's chest?" he replied "They are balloons so when Mommy dies they will inflate and she will float to heaven. A couple weeks later the father comes home early and his son runs out and says "Daddy, Daddy, Mom is dying" the father ask "what are you talking about?" "Well, Uncle Harry is blowing up her balloons and she's yelling 'Oh God I'm coming'"

2007-01-05 03:16:39 · 30 answers · asked by Anonymous

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If 2 apples were gay, would it be impolite to call them fruits?

2007-01-05 03:16:34 · 24 answers · asked by ? 5

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When is the last time you did a double-take?

What caused it?

2007-01-05 03:15:44 · 9 answers · asked by Diesel Weasel 7

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Should I be allowed to have children?

working in my coal mine

2007-01-05 03:15:07 · 16 answers · asked by ? 5

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Ladies :have you ever seriously considered intimate relations with another?

species ( such as an amphibian )

2007-01-05 03:14:23 · 24 answers · asked by ? 5

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If you were being chased by a huge angry, hungry, grizzly bear towards a cliff, would you fight or jump?

2007-01-05 03:13:26 · 15 answers · asked by Heatmizer 5

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Have you ever laughed so hard at something stupid you couldn't breathe?

It's happening to me right now...

2007-01-05 03:13:13 · 17 answers · asked by Jennifer F 6

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When did YOU last climb out of a manhole into a busy street?

2007-01-05 03:12:41 · 8 answers · asked by ? 5

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You go to the restaurant and see that I'm your blind date......?

Do you stay or run?

<----------Yes, that's my pic

2007-01-05 03:10:46 · 25 answers · asked by ? 4

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What is the capital of Jabooti?

2007-01-05 03:10:22 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous

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Have you ever had a beautiful woman give you the nicest smile, only to ....?

realize the reason she was smiling was that you were about to walk head on into a sign post.

2007-01-05 03:09:06 · 15 answers · asked by OOGLY 4

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Oh my god......have you heard about this? Is that like, the bravest thing you've ever heard of?

I am in AWE of that man........no way I could ever have done something like that.

I hope they do something really cool to honor him.

Here's the link:
http://www.nbc11.com/news/10660409/detail.html

2007-01-05 03:08:25 · 7 answers · asked by spun_up_06 4

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Do HIV+ people really need 'more' support even when they behaved irresponsibly?

That is they have had adulterous and immature relationships and dint think of consequences then. Now do they deserve a 'special' treatment when there are lots and lots of HIV- people who are discriminated against? This is more applicable to 'grown-ups' who possibly were aware of the consequences and still behaved immaturely.

I dont intend to hurt anyone but why do all those Public Service Messages request HIV- people to be 'more' concerned towards HIV+ people.

2007-01-05 03:08:16 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous

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Which is more important?

A promotion or a chainsaw to your boss's throat?

2007-01-05 03:06:40 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous

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Do you read?

what you sign?

2007-01-05 03:06:22 · 18 answers · asked by Ormoz 3

Polls & Surveys - 5 January 2007