"A" is for arthritis;
"B" the bad back,
"C" is the chest pains,perhaps car-di-ac?
"D" is for dental decay and decline
"E" is for eyesight, can't read the top line!
"F" is for fissures and fluid retention,
"G" is for gas which I'd rather not mention.
"H" is high blood pressure--I'd rather it be low;
"I" for incisions with scars you can show.
"J" is for joints, out of socket, that won't mend,
"K" is for knees that crack when they bend.
"L" for libido, what happened to sex?
"M" is for memory, I forget what comes next!!
"N" is neuralgia, in nerves way down low;
"O" is for osteo, the bones that don't grow!
"P" for prescriptions, I have quite a few, just give me a pill and I'll be as good as new!
"Q" is for queasy, is it fatal or flu?
"R" for reflux, one meal turns to two
"S" for sleepless nights, counting my fears,
"T" for Tinnitus; there's bells in my ears!
"U" is for urinary; big troubles with flow;
"V" is for vertigo, that's "dizzy," you know.
"W" is for worry, NOW what's going 'round?
"X" is for X ray, and what might be found.
"Y" is another year I'm left here behind,
"Z" is for zest that I still have-- in my mind.
2006-12-07
10:15:04
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