"A" is for arthritis;
"B" the bad back,
"C" is the chest pains,perhaps car-di-ac?
"D" is for dental decay and decline
"E" is for eyesight, can't read the top line!
"F" is for fissures and fluid retention,
"G" is for gas which I'd rather not mention.
"H" is high blood pressure--I'd rather it be low;
"I" for incisions with scars you can show.
"J" is for joints, out of socket, that won't mend,
"K" is for knees that crack when they bend.
"L" for libido, what happened to sex?
"M" is for memory, I forget what comes next!!
"N" is neuralgia, in nerves way down low;
"O" is for osteo, the bones that don't grow!
"P" for prescriptions, I have quite a few, just give me a pill and I'll be as good as new!
"Q" is for queasy, is it fatal or flu?
"R" for reflux, one meal turns to two
"S" for sleepless nights, counting my fears,
"T" for Tinnitus; there's bells in my ears!
"U" is for urinary; big troubles with flow;
"V" is for vertigo, that's "dizzy," you know.
"W" is for worry, NOW what's going 'round?
"X" is for X ray, and what might be found.
"Y" is another year I'm left here behind,
"Z" is for zest that I still have-- in my mind.
2006-12-07 10:15:04 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
oh i just found it and wanted to share, hope you like it :D
2006-12-07 10:15:27 · update #1
LOL that is great, I will be learning that for some time!
Thank you this made my night,
Have a great day!
2006-12-07 10:17:20 · answer #1 · answered by Adam D. 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
really good :D
I read it out to my mom and she thought it was hilarious. She works in an old folks home and she wants me to print 5 copies so she can show everyone at work-lol
2006-12-07 18:18:03 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
I thought it was funny. Thank you!â¥
2006-12-07 18:34:46 · answer #3 · answered by dyingatwork 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
funny
2006-12-07 18:18:14 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
G is for gay not gas
2006-12-07 18:17:01 · answer #5 · answered by Kelly Bundy 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
THAT"S HILLARIOUS!! i should show that to my mom! :)
2006-12-07 18:19:33 · answer #6 · answered by Schmidtty19 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
funny.....i like it
2006-12-07 18:18:28 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
funny......... my mum would agree!
2006-12-07 18:22:30 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
You're not asking anything. ***REPORTED*** Buh-bye!
2006-12-07 18:19:14 · answer #9 · answered by emjackson95 2 · 1⤊ 3⤋