Me and my friend Lou were hanging out last night nursing a case of Pabst and this show came on. Dumbest thing I ever saw. I don't even know what it was called. Tha't's it! I thought. So I go into the kitchen and grab my 12 guage. Then pumped 3 rounds into the TV. Lou got all excited , pulled out his 45 and ran off a whole clip. I'm pretty sure he hit the TV at least once. I know he clipped Ole Ernie (that's my dog) on his right ear. Ole Ernie wasn't to happy about that, let me tell you. So anyways, my goofy neighbor calls the Sheriff an he comes out, tells us it's illegal to shoot a TV. WTF? It's my TV (well....not actually. It's my girlfriend's).
What's this country coming to?
2006-12-07
00:22:16
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