WHEW! Man! I was just walking down the sidewalk and this old lady was running at like .5 miles per hour and nearly rolled me over! Can you BELIEVE this? Who ever though a sweet old timer would be capable of such a thing?? I think it's worse because she's staring at me, I mean, I KNOW I'm wearing a diaper but that's so that when I have to or just want to go in my pants, I CAN! (sometimes I just DO!) You know? The old lady called me dirty and I just called her a TAXI! I mean she was wearing yellow afterall, who can tell the difference between a 1200 pound motorvehicle and a soft fleshed 100 lb human being. Near impossible! So, why do you think she tried to knock me over, do you think she's a little bit crazy, do you really think that?
2006-11-26
19:46:59
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Eating My Scab!
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