WHEW! Man! I was just walking down the sidewalk and this old lady was running at like .5 miles per hour and nearly rolled me over! Can you BELIEVE this? Who ever though a sweet old timer would be capable of such a thing?? I think it's worse because she's staring at me, I mean, I KNOW I'm wearing a diaper but that's so that when I have to or just want to go in my pants, I CAN! (sometimes I just DO!) You know? The old lady called me dirty and I just called her a TAXI! I mean she was wearing yellow afterall, who can tell the difference between a 1200 pound motorvehicle and a soft fleshed 100 lb human being. Near impossible! So, why do you think she tried to knock me over, do you think she's a little bit crazy, do you really think that?
2006-11-26 19:46:59 · 14 answers · asked by Eating My Scab! 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Honey, I think you need to go back to sleep, you have really had a bad dream. I hope the rest of the night brings you better dreams.
2006-11-26 19:50:36 · answer #1 · answered by nevada nomad 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-12-17 16:55:24 · answer #2 · answered by biedrzycki 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Next time don't wear any diaper.
2006-11-26 19:49:41 · answer #3 · answered by faustina_gui 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think you hit the nail on the head.
2006-11-26 19:50:03 · answer #4 · answered by Restless In The Corner 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
youre too excited im still 3/4 asleep
2006-11-26 19:48:20 · answer #5 · answered by DefenderOfTheMeek22 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
What a nightmare...go back to sleep.
2006-11-26 20:03:31 · answer #6 · answered by Nikki 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The postman ate all my toast and jelly.
I think it is a conspiracy.
2006-11-26 19:50:10 · answer #7 · answered by Kazweg 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
maybe she thought u stole her diapers
2006-11-26 19:51:51 · answer #8 · answered by 2D1iLuV 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i think you need a cup of coffee
2006-11-26 19:53:37 · answer #9 · answered by ##$SoulStryker$## 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
then you wake up and realize all this is a dream, right?
2006-11-26 19:49:13 · answer #10 · answered by ≈ ฬ ≈ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋