Polls & Surveys - 23 November 2006

i do that all the time...i'm not saying i'm funny...

2006-11-23 09:08:57 · 15 answers · asked by Billie 4

I'm starting to discover how bad i am...

Wow.

It's like i was destined to be alone.

2006-11-23 09:08:20 · 16 answers · asked by falzalnz 6

What do I do with that turkey hiding under my skirt?

2006-11-23 09:08:15 · 11 answers · asked by rosemist 1

need it quick

2006-11-23 09:08:11 · 1 answers · asked by Oscar 2

Come to my home and massage my fingers. Yes, I am talking to you.

2006-11-23 09:06:25 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous

A pigs orgasm can last for up to 30 minutes!!

Some lions mate over 50 times a day!!!

So which would you be??

Will you take quality or quantity??

2006-11-23 09:04:47 · 24 answers · asked by Georgie's Girl 5

2006-11-23 09:03:13 · 25 answers · asked by d☻min☺ 5

millioners tonight that want to come and sweep me away from this dull dreay life life?

2006-11-23 09:01:39 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-11-23 08:59:44 · 15 answers · asked by rosemist 1

...is it OK to let my Uncle Bob dip his bisquits in my pants???

He says he hates to see things go to waste and I feel the same way.

Please offer your advice.

2006-11-23 08:59:34 · 25 answers · asked by ? 4

Got an depate going on with my silly family...smile

2006-11-23 08:57:57 · 17 answers · asked by soundlady 5

2006-11-23 08:53:19 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous

We have the whole family over and ther is...
No Drama! There's a first time for everything
Thanks you God!.....smile

2006-11-23 08:50:16 · 19 answers · asked by soundlady 5

ow come whenever i wake up i have a wedgie? my underwear isn't too tight, but no matter what type i wear i get it.

how can i fix this problem? and what does "hungry butt" mean? my aunt said i had one and tapped my butt??

2006-11-23 08:50:09 · 11 answers · asked by Asker 1

A few minutes ago, I was feasting on turkey with my extended family that consists of my gramps and grams. We were in gradual contentment ingesting our fried yams and cranberry sauce. My gramps was vacuuming off his platter with his mouth, finishing off the last of the colossal bird cartilage, when all of a sudden I looked up from my meal, and observed my gramps’ face making its gradual metamorphosis into a unnatural shade of violet. I gazed at his dilemma for 10 seconds before I realized what was happening. My grams began to roar with laughter at the eyesore of a corpse. My brain could not manage the distortion, so I sprinted onto the table, and kicked my gramps’ diaphragm, as his body became stiff and rigormortis. Meanwhile, on the other end of the table, my grams was building a napkin castle, and she was far too absorbed to be concerned with the incident. All of a sudden, my gramps let out a primal bellow as a piece of cartilage was ejected from his esophagus, and the cartilage torpedo bombarded my wounded leg. I observed the bone installed in my left extremity and I looked at my gramps who was slouched in the depths of the dining room corner. By now, I could see that my gramps was beginning to decompose, and his bodily cavities were teeming with flies and maggots. This Thanksgiving was disappointing. How can I have a better Thanksgiving next year?

2006-11-23 08:49:54 · 15 answers · asked by Reginalda 1

I went about 20 times.

2006-11-23 08:48:18 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous

She would want it that way.

2006-11-23 08:47:39 · 17 answers · asked by ? 4

I'd do so many dangerous things!

=)

2006-11-23 08:47:16 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous

fall on your butt if given a chance?

2006-11-23 08:47:06 · 10 answers · asked by rosemist 1

I'll give you...some pocket lint and 35 cents

2006-11-23 08:46:39 · 14 answers · asked by Gir 1

i've had a few......

1) receptionist at a horse racecourse..... the managing director was one of the queen's cousins, and he has to be one of the most arrogant people who i have ever had the misfortune to meet... he once gave me a whole load of grief for putting a coffee cup down on his desk, and not turning the cup handle towards him... (i got revenge though.... i spat in the next cup of coffee he drank !!!)

2) 12 hour nightshifts, answering technial queries for orange mobile phones - i still can't get over just how many loonies are out there - i had death threats, abusive callers, and all kinds of other sh*t, just over mobile phone problems....

3) my first job was at JJB sports as a saturday sales assistant... i worked in the trainer department - i used to lace that many shoes that sometimes my fingers bled..... i even dreamed about lacing trainers in my sleep !!!

so - what are your work horror stories, and did u ever manage to get revenge ???

2006-11-23 08:44:06 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous

I am right now stuffing my face with a dead and cooked bird....hehe

2006-11-23 08:43:48 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous

I want it to be like including ice and juicy. i go by katie or kat. i want it to be not too short or too long. I had a sn once as RAINBOWxICExx but i didnt think it mixed. I want sumthing that wont go outta style.

2006-11-23 08:34:08 · 7 answers · asked by OhSoRetroKAT 1

2006-11-23 08:33:53 · 34 answers · asked by Red Yeti 5

I passed the California High School Proficiency Test!!!! I got my results TODAY right now!!!! Who's happy? I am. This thanksgiving ROCKS!!!

2006-11-23 08:32:16 · 34 answers · asked by Anonymous

mine is the computer

2006-11-23 08:31:34 · 29 answers · asked by Anonymous

I need tacos or I will explode!....that happens to me sometimes

2006-11-23 08:31:23 · 13 answers · asked by Gir 1

They just got your attention at the wrong time.

2006-11-23 08:31:16 · 26 answers · asked by Red Yeti 5

angelas ashes, tis, and teacher man

2006-11-23 08:31:16 · 5 answers · asked by chic_who_take_noshit 3

2006-11-23 08:23:44 · 24 answers · asked by misery 7