Polls & Surveys - 14 November 2006

2006-11-14 06:47:55 · 10 answers · asked by spun_up_06 4

2006-11-14 06:45:57 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous

i like putting them on my bread instead of penut butter.

2006-11-14 06:45:50 · 8 answers · asked by Get away 3

There was a man who had worked his whole life in a pickle factory. One day he came home and told his wife that he had been fired from his job.

She began to scream and yell, "You have given them twenty years of devoted service. Why did they fire you?"

"For twenty years I’ve wanted to stick my pecker in the pickle slicer," he explained, "and today I finally did it!"

The wife ran over and pulled his pants down to see what damage had been done.

"You look okay," she said with a sigh of relief. "So what happened to the pickle slicer?"

"Well," he said with hesitation, "they fired her, too."

2006-11-14 06:45:10 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-11-14 06:42:54 · 26 answers · asked by ITS JOHNNY!!!!!!! 1

2006-11-14 06:42:18 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous

Me, I should be working on a paper that is due tomorrow and I haven't started it yet... Oops.

2006-11-14 06:40:29 · 35 answers · asked by ~Kricket~ 6

about Yahoo! Answers? Have any of them tried it out?

2006-11-14 06:40:22 · 15 answers · asked by llsBabygirl918 3

Sometimes I wish that I could act more loud, opinionated and funloving. I am a quiet person. It is like having someone inside of you ready to jump up and dance & sing or just walkout and quit your job or marriage. No worries!

2006-11-14 06:38:43 · 15 answers · asked by kateryan815 1

A professor of mathematics sent a fax to his wife:

Dear Wife:

You must realize that you are 54 years old and I have certain needs which you are no longer able to satisfy. I am otherwise happy with you as a wife and I sincerely hope you will not be hurt or offended to learn that by the time you receive this letter that I will be at the Grand Hotel with my 18 year old teaching assistant. I will be home before midnight.

When he arrived at the hotel, there a fax was waiting for him that read as follows:

Dear Husband,

You, too, are 54 years old and by the time you read this, I will be at the Breakwater Hotel with the 18 year old pool boy. Being the brilliant mathematician you are, you can easily appreciate the fact that 18 goes into 54 many more times than 54 goes into 18. Therefore, my love, do not wait up!

2006-11-14 06:38:34 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-11-14 06:37:41 · 35 answers · asked by Diesel Weasel 7

2006-11-14 06:36:28 · 28 answers · asked by turtle girl 7

2006-11-14 06:34:31 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-11-14 06:31:37 · 12 answers · asked by fatladyvan 1

2006-11-14 06:28:22 · 11 answers · asked by fatladyvan 1

where does a polar bear sh1te?

2006-11-14 06:27:21 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-11-14 06:26:54 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-11-14 06:25:53 · 28 answers · asked by fatladyvan 1

My daughter drew a picture of me today. It's a big orange blob with blue squiggles all over it.. should I be offended? LOL

2006-11-14 06:24:36 · 21 answers · asked by Jennifer F 6

log into Yahoo! Answers? How much time do you spend on here a day?

2006-11-14 06:23:46 · 26 answers · asked by llsBabygirl918 3

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dYNh--ecLyI

In this martial art demonstration some girl steps on a guys stomach around 2:45 in clip.

The guy just gets up like it didn't hurt at all. How is that possible?

Thanks

2006-11-14 06:22:35 · 3 answers · asked by Sonia R 1

2006-11-14 06:22:32 · 4 answers · asked by Bent 5

2006-11-14 06:20:10 · 20 answers · asked by fatladyvan 1

2006-11-14 06:18:23 · 9 answers · asked by lola_blue 1

2006-11-14 06:18:03 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-11-14 06:15:29 · 8 answers · asked by fatladyvan 1

2006-11-14 06:12:59 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous

Which celebrity would you kiss and why? I would pick Johnny Depp because he's hot and a great actor.

2006-11-14 06:12:21 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous

:) ??

2006-11-14 06:12:00 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous

a red light on my cable box? Its lit up red right where it says messagesi have time warner cable if anybody knows what this is please tell. Thanks lots!! God bless!

2006-11-14 06:11:59 · 9 answers · asked by B.B QUEEN 1