Polls & Surveys - 19 October 2006

2006-10-19 13:28:22 · 35 answers · asked by Nickname 3

2006-10-19 13:27:46 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-10-19 13:27:32 · 21 answers · asked by ♥Always 2

what gets you through a tough day at work ?

2006-10-19 13:26:44 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous

the book is called somewhere in the darkness and it is by walter dean myers. my problem is that i have to finish the book by 2morrow to pass my class and i dont know if i can finish it or not. i got to the part where they stop to get groceries before they go to marion. so can u tell me all the main parts of the story from where ii left off to the end of the book please? thank u

2006-10-19 13:25:55 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-10-19 13:22:52 · 36 answers · asked by Proud Mommy! 2

A Nightmare on Elm Street (1984)? He played Glen Lantz.

2006-10-19 13:22:40 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-10-19 13:22:24 · 14 answers · asked by Jujeaux 6

2006-10-19 13:22:06 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous

LIGHTHOUSE POINT, Fla. - An 81-year-old man was in critical condition Thursday after a stingray flopped onto his boat and stung him, leaving a foot-long barb in his chest similar to the accident that killed "Crocodile Hunter" Steve Irwin.

"It was a freak accident," said Lighthouse Point acting fire Chief David Donzella. "It's very odd that the thing jumped out of the water and stung him. We still can't believe it."

Fatal stingray attacks like the one that killed Irwin last month at the Great Barrier Reef are rare, marine experts say. Rays reflexively deploy a sharp spine in their tails when frightened, but the venom coating the barb usually causes just a painful sting for humans.

James Bertakis of Lighthouse Point was on the water with his granddaughter and a friend Wednesday when a stingray flopped onto the boat and stung Bertakis. The women steered the boat to shore and called 911.

Doctors were able to remove the barb during surgeries Wednesday and Thursday .

2006-10-19 13:20:43 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous

A lady approaches her priest and says, "Father, I have a problem. I have two female talking parrots, but they only know how to say one thing."

"What do they say?" the priest inquires.

"They only know how to say, 'Hi, we're prostitutes. Want to have some fun?'"

"That's terrible," the priest exclaims, "but I have a solution to your problem. Bring your two female parrots over to my house, and I will put them with my two male talking parrots whom I taught to pray and read the bible. My parrots will teach your parrots to stop saying that terrible phrase, and your female parrots will learn to praise and worship."

"Thank you!" the woman responds.

The next day, the woman brings her female parrots to the priest's house. His two male parrots are holding rosary beads and praying in their cage. The lady puts her two female parrots in with the male parrots, and the female parrots say, "Hi, we're prostitutes, want to have some fun?"

One male parrot looks at the other male parrot and exclaims, "Put the beads away. Our prayers have been answered!"

2006-10-19 13:16:32 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-10-19 13:16:09 · 26 answers · asked by =]] 2

2006-10-19 13:15:19 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous

A teacher asks her class if anyone could use the word 'indefinitely' in a sentence. Little Johnny raises his hand at the back of the class.

But the teacher knows he's a trouble maker and that he doesn't know the answer, so she calls on Jim.

Jim replies, "Due to the weather, school was canceled indefinitely."

"Good" the teacher replies. "What about you Jenny?"

Jenny says, "Since the bus broke down, transportation has been stopped indefinitely."

The teacher then says that the sentence was too much like the other one, and asks if anyone can use it in a different way. So there's Little Johnny waving his hand again. And the teacher thinks... (Maybe he really does know the answer), so she calls on him. Johnny stands up and says,

"As I felt my balls slap against her as*s, I knew that I was in definitely!

2006-10-19 13:13:47 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous

or do some women need a clue about exposed midriff? i admit that a VERY fit gal looks awesome, but a slightly overweight gal is gross. i am not saying all women need to have perfect bodys, as mine sure isnt, but be aware of what you look like and dress accordingly

2006-10-19 13:12:50 · 17 answers · asked by mongo862001 5

While the bar patron savored a double martini, an attractive women sat down next to him. The bartender served her a glass of orange juice, and the man turned to her and said, "This is a special day. I'm celebrating."

"I'm celebrating, too," she replied, clinking glasses with him.

"What are you celebrating?" he asked.

"For years I've been trying to have a child," she answered, "Today my gynecologist told me I'm pregnant!"

"Congratulations," the man said, lifting his glass.

"As it happens, I'm a chicken farmer, and for years all my hens were infertile. But today they're finally fertile." "How did it happen?"

"I switched cocks."

"What a coincidence," she said, smiling.

2006-10-19 13:08:32 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous

a gun with a live round in it's chamber?

2006-10-19 13:07:03 · 29 answers · asked by adorable 4

2006-10-19 13:07:00 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-10-19 13:06:57 · 23 answers · asked by strange-artist 7

I just got another one. People often write me to let me know they think the job I have is an important one. Kind of makes me feel good.

2006-10-19 13:06:53 · 22 answers · asked by Dellajoy 6

where you were doing some thing embarassing of a sexual nature because they thought it was funny?

2006-10-19 13:06:35 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous

I hated it. And don't get me wrong, I was popular, athletic and had a lot going for me, but I hated it so much. It was politics, only on a much lower, stupider level. I hated most of my "group" but pretty much had to hang with them because they were popular. Looking back I would have hung out with everyone and not given a damn what everyone thought of me. My "group" gossiped and betrayed me, and I can't say I was much better. Such a freaking waste of time.They hurt me very badly, and to this day, some of those wounds havn't healed. ANYWAY, I hated high school so much and the people so much I don't know if I can even bring myself to go to a reunion (it's been 5 years). It makes me feel sick to think about it. What's your high school story???

2006-10-19 13:05:43 · 36 answers · asked by SadToday22 3

from Kindergarten to 6th grade, what was the worst thing that would make your day miserable?

2006-10-19 13:05:16 · 8 answers · asked by Cuddly Lez 6

2006-10-19 13:02:45 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous

My dad bought a new brush for the cats that we've been using on them all day. You can imagine it has alot of fur on it. My dad started rubbing my 7year old little bro's back with it and my little bro saw the fur on the brush and started freaking out. My dad and I have led him on to believe that he indeed does have a furry back. I intend to clear it up to him later, but right now I am considering this as a punishment for his behavior earlier. Funny or cruel?

2006-10-19 13:02:18 · 33 answers · asked by Anonymous

this is my first time in like 6 months

2006-10-19 13:02:15 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-10-19 13:02:06 · 5 answers · asked by thearentIcoolguy 1

FREDDY KRUEGER
MICHAEL MYERS
LEATHERFACE
REGAN MCNEIL
CHUCKY
CARRIE
JASON VORHEES

Please choose ONE - This is a Poll - Thank You!

2006-10-19 13:00:41 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous

How would you describe yourself??

I mean your personality......I'd say, I'm a funny lil smarta$$ with a touch of sass and class......I like to see people smile. If I can get a little laugh out of you it just makes my day!!

2006-10-19 12:59:30 · 14 answers · asked by emotional blonde 5

Cheetos
Which do you prefer?Why?

2006-10-19 12:59:06 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous