A lady approaches her priest and says, "Father, I have a problem. I have two female talking parrots, but they only know how to say one thing."
"What do they say?" the priest inquires.
"They only know how to say, 'Hi, we're prostitutes. Want to have some fun?'"
"That's terrible," the priest exclaims, "but I have a solution to your problem. Bring your two female parrots over to my house, and I will put them with my two male talking parrots whom I taught to pray and read the bible. My parrots will teach your parrots to stop saying that terrible phrase, and your female parrots will learn to praise and worship."
"Thank you!" the woman responds.
The next day, the woman brings her female parrots to the priest's house. His two male parrots are holding rosary beads and praying in their cage. The lady puts her two female parrots in with the male parrots, and the female parrots say, "Hi, we're prostitutes, want to have some fun?"
One male parrot looks at the other male parrot and exclaims, "Put the beads away. Our prayers have been answered!"
2006-10-19 13:16:32 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
haha, thats good stuff, thanks!
2006-10-19 13:22:06 · answer #1 · answered by Mellio 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Good one!
2006-10-19 13:32:44 · answer #2 · answered by fordperfect5 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i heard that one already
that one was good although i read that already
2006-10-19 13:30:43 · answer #3 · answered by annie 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha, ha, good one! I excel at both.
2006-10-19 13:19:52 · answer #4 · answered by Noelle S 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
prayers for fun.
2006-10-19 13:20:35 · answer #5 · answered by prince47 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2006-10-19 13:38:13 · answer #6 · answered by Britt 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
l o l
2006-10-19 13:20:24 · answer #7 · answered by thedeliciousone14 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2006-10-19 13:19:46 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
nice one very funny.
2006-10-19 13:25:45 · answer #9 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2006-10-19 13:23:43 · answer #10 · answered by applec19 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2006-10-19 13:26:36 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋