A teacher asks her class if anyone could use the word 'indefinitely' in a sentence. Little Johnny raises his hand at the back of the class.
But the teacher knows he's a trouble maker and that he doesn't know the answer, so she calls on Jim.
Jim replies, "Due to the weather, school was canceled indefinitely."
"Good" the teacher replies. "What about you Jenny?"
Jenny says, "Since the bus broke down, transportation has been stopped indefinitely."
The teacher then says that the sentence was too much like the other one, and asks if anyone can use it in a different way. So there's Little Johnny waving his hand again. And the teacher thinks... (Maybe he really does know the answer), so she calls on him. Johnny stands up and says,
"As I felt my balls slap against her as*s, I knew that I was in definitely!
2006-10-19 13:13:47 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
lol... thanks for the smile again!
2006-10-19 13:23:02 · answer #1 · answered by misery 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Johnny should wash his mouth out with soap water for talking dirty in class and polluting the minds of his peers.
2006-10-19 13:19:52 · answer #2 · answered by Totoru 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I love Little Johnny jokes and this has to be one of my favs. Great job!
2006-10-20 02:02:13 · answer #3 · answered by T.G. 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Gotta love little johnny... I will never forget my first, and niether will the hotel staff.
2006-10-19 13:19:46 · answer #4 · answered by UBuck30 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahahaha do I ? Lip up fatty. Special Brew or Skol ? I'll go for Thunderbirds ! ; )
2016-05-22 03:32:17 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny, and the first time only left me wanting more.
2006-10-19 13:22:03 · answer #6 · answered by AmericanWoman 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
what is up w/ you?
are you really asking questions or just advertising your new joke book?
btw - how many user names do you actually have?
what a strange character you are.
2006-10-19 13:36:55 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Johnny is cool ..
2006-10-19 13:23:43 · answer #8 · answered by StarShine G 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao! and i will never forget my first time!
2006-10-19 13:16:48 · answer #9 · answered by mongo862001 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ook... not really that funny but it was OK
2006-10-19 13:16:58 · answer #10 · answered by Xo♥Marissa♥oX 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
like it, like it
2006-10-19 13:17:44 · answer #11 · answered by kurleylovescheese 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋