While the bar patron savored a double martini, an attractive women sat down next to him. The bartender served her a glass of orange juice, and the man turned to her and said, "This is a special day. I'm celebrating."
"I'm celebrating, too," she replied, clinking glasses with him.
"What are you celebrating?" he asked.
"For years I've been trying to have a child," she answered, "Today my gynecologist told me I'm pregnant!"
"Congratulations," the man said, lifting his glass.
"As it happens, I'm a chicken farmer, and for years all my hens were infertile. But today they're finally fertile." "How did it happen?"
"I switched cocks."
"What a coincidence," she said, smiling.
2006-10-19 13:08:32 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Ok, that was the best one yet! I'll be telling that one tomorrow at work. I still have on what I wore to work, a tan low cut top with brown beading along the v neck, a lighter tan cami underneath it, dark brown pants and matching mid heel shoes. I also have on cool dangly earrings that match the beading on the top.
2006-10-19 13:14:10 · answer #1 · answered by Noelle S 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny, Dude.
2006-10-19 20:11:02 · answer #2 · answered by mudcat_mom 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Would you like some ice with the beer?
2006-10-19 20:12:26 · answer #3 · answered by adorable 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like that one
2006-10-19 20:22:43 · answer #4 · answered by lilnell_12 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nothing
2006-10-19 20:11:03 · answer #5 · answered by Tink 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Ha Ha Ha, that was a weird joke.
2006-10-19 20:11:41 · answer #6 · answered by L 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
cool
2006-10-19 20:10:20 · answer #7 · answered by ##$SoulStryker$## 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Do all your jokes have to be sexually inuendoed?
2006-10-19 20:27:24 · answer #8 · answered by Totoru 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one
2006-10-19 20:17:35 · answer #9 · answered by mongo862001 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao i get it
2006-10-19 20:25:09 · answer #10 · answered by gleeknerdfighter48 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋