Jack was the only son of O. Schitt & Awe Schitt. OSchitt, a fertilizer magnate, married Awe Schitt who ran a Kneedeep Inn-Schitt. Jack eventually married Noe Schitt, & they had 6 children.
Holy Schitt, the first child, passed on shortly after birth. Next came the Twins: Deep Schitt & Dip Schitt, then two daughters, Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt. Their last child, was named Bull Schitt.
Deep Schitt married Dumb Schitt, a high school dropout. Dip Schitt married Lotta Schitt, and they had a son, Chicken Schitt-Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt married the Happens Brothers. The Schitt-Happens children are Dawg Schitt, Byrd Schitt and Horace Schitt.
Bull Schitt just married a spicy number, Pisa Schitt, and they're awaiting the arival of Baby Schitt.
So, now you only not know Jack Schitt, but His entire Family as well.
(just a little friendly humor folks)
2006-10-14
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