Jack was the only son of O. Schitt & Awe Schitt. OSchitt, a fertilizer magnate, married Awe Schitt who ran a Kneedeep Inn-Schitt. Jack eventually married Noe Schitt, & they had 6 children.
Holy Schitt, the first child, passed on shortly after birth. Next came the Twins: Deep Schitt & Dip Schitt, then two daughters, Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt. Their last child, was named Bull Schitt.
Deep Schitt married Dumb Schitt, a high school dropout. Dip Schitt married Lotta Schitt, and they had a son, Chicken Schitt-Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt married the Happens Brothers. The Schitt-Happens children are Dawg Schitt, Byrd Schitt and Horace Schitt.
Bull Schitt just married a spicy number, Pisa Schitt, and they're awaiting the arival of Baby Schitt.
So, now you only not know Jack Schitt, but His entire Family as well.
(just a little friendly humor folks)
2006-10-14 14:55:15 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
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2006-10-14 14:58:59 · update #1
HAHAHAHAHA!!!!! THAT'S FREAKIN' HILARIOUS!!!
It was a little schitty, but funny!!!!
2006-10-14 14:58:48 · answer #1 · answered by Death Virus 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Aint that some Schitt
2006-10-14 21:57:53 · answer #2 · answered by big gurls 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
LMAO you know your schitt. That's a lot of schitt to remember.
2006-10-14 22:01:55 · answer #3 · answered by kim_in_craig 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Funny.
2006-10-14 21:58:59 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I say, "I know whose Dick Hertz. He lives next door to Henador Titzoff and down the street from Haywood Jablowme."
2006-10-14 21:58:21 · answer #5 · answered by Buffy Summers 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
That's a good one. I haven't heard that one in a long time. Maybe I should copy it this time. Thanx! LOL
2006-10-14 22:08:53 · answer #6 · answered by Dylanne 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
OMG that was good! LOL! (thumbs up) hey now i know Jack thanx!
2006-10-14 21:58:06 · answer #7 · answered by I Luv Joel Madden!! 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol thats funny
2006-10-14 22:01:09 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Thank You for all of this "Good Sh it".
I laughed my as s off.
And shi t myself busting a gut laughing. lol.
2006-10-14 22:18:28 · answer #9 · answered by anitababy.brainwash 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I always love that story, have it on a t-shirt!
2006-10-14 21:59:10 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋