I'd appreciate your going even more, I mean you must have lots of better things to do, and not a word of this to Paul, remember Paul, you know, the man I'm gonna marry, but I'm not, because I wouldn't ruin anyone as wonderful as he is...
Thank you all for the gifts and the flowers,
Thank you all, now it's back to the showers,
Don't tell Paul, but I'm not getting married today.
Listen, everybody, look, I don't know what you're waiting for,
a wedding, what's a wedding, it's a prehistoric ritual where everybody promises fidelity forever, which is maybe the most horrifying word I ever heard of, which is followed by a honeymoon, where suddenly he'll realize he's saddled with a nut, and wanna kill me, which he should...
Thanks a bunch, but I'm not getting married.
Go have lunch, 'cause I'm not getting married.
You've been grand, but I'm not getting married.
Don't just stand there, I'm not getting married.
And don't tell Paul, but I'm not getting married today!
2007-06-30
13:09:47
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