A redneck calls the local police station. An officer picks up and says, "Hello, police station." And the redneck says, "Yahh mah naybour has marijuina hidden in his firewood!"
The police was very suspicous about this call, so they set out with the F.B.I to the guys' house. When they get there, they chop every single piece of wood into pieces, and they find no marijuina in the firewood.
The next day, the redneck calls his nieghbor up and says, " Heyyy Bert, did the police cume to ure house??"
"Yup." was Bert's reply.
"And did they chop up ure wood?"
"Yup" he says.
Oh, then happy birthday bert!!"
2006-07-15
15:22:40
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