A redneck calls the local police station. An officer picks up and says, "Hello, police station." And the redneck says, "Yahh mah naybour has marijuina hidden in his firewood!"
The police was very suspicous about this call, so they set out with the F.B.I to the guys' house. When they get there, they chop every single piece of wood into pieces, and they find no marijuina in the firewood.
The next day, the redneck calls his nieghbor up and says, " Heyyy Bert, did the police cume to ure house??"
"Yup." was Bert's reply.
"And did they chop up ure wood?"
"Yup" he says.
Oh, then happy birthday bert!!"
2006-07-15 15:22:40 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Comics & Animation
about a 5 out of 10
overall, not bad for this type of joke
2006-07-15 15:27:27 · answer #1 · answered by smm_8514 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
6 out of 10
2006-07-15 15:25:59 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not much. I don't see the point of the redneck accent, or the implied stupidity. It could be greatly improved by judicious editing. And, who's Bert?? (N.B.--a) the cops wouldn't go out on an anonymous tip, and they sure as hell wouldn't call the FBI; b) they couldn't go near the house without a warrant); c) a judge wouldn't issue a warrant on such flimsy evidence, or an anonymous tip over the phone.)
2006-07-15 19:06:54 · answer #3 · answered by Dr. Dave 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Um, it was pretty good but I've heard better redneck jokes. I watch Blue Collar Comedy Tour religiously its a little pathetic.... but those guys (Jeff Foxworthy, Bill Engvall, Ron White, and Larry the Cable Guy) are like the masters of redneck jokes. No offense I'm not trying to bring you down it was pretty good I'm just saying I've heard better.
and please lay off the stupid abbreviations. I use some but thats a little annoying.
2006-07-15 16:40:10 · answer #4 · answered by beach_blondie56 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'd rate it 6 out of 10. It works better if told in person. A joke like that needs timing, and you don't get any when the joke is written down.
OK, so, two dyslexics walk into a bra ...
2006-07-15 16:41:16 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha. sounds alot like the one about the elderly farmer who had a son in jail. The farmer was too old and weak to plow the field. He sent a letter to his son to say hello and that the field wqsnt going to be plowed this year. The son sent a letter back saying that he hoped the police didn't look in that field because that was where the body was buried. The next week,the farmer sent another letter to his son thanking him for getting his field plowed.
2006-07-15 15:31:10 · answer #6 · answered by bakerbride2005 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well, the grammar and spelling is pretty hideous.
It's not a great joke by far. Reading it is only mildy amusing. I'm sure someone with good presentation and timing could make it a little funnier when telling it aloud.
2006-07-15 16:06:33 · answer #7 · answered by harmonslide 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I must be a huge blonde because I didn't get it at first. But once I did it was an okay joke. 3 out of 5.
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2006-07-15 17:21:56 · answer #8 · answered by sxenerdx <3s her sweet baby 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-10-07 23:25:07 · answer #9 · answered by lininger 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This was old 20 years ago.
It was funny the first time I heard it, but there must be 50 variations on it. I knew it before I finished the 1st line.
2006-07-15 15:26:46 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I give it a 2 out of 5. Maybe I'm not in the comic mood right now.
2006-07-15 15:26:54 · answer #11 · answered by MDQ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋