Sing this to “Beverly Hillbillies” Theme Song
Come and listen to my story about a man named Bill
Who never met a woman that he didn’t wanna fill
And then one day after shooting off his “dude”
Said, “I better lie...’cause the truth will get me screwed!”
Well, the next thing you know, Ole Bill is on TV
Saying he did not have sex, that we should let it be
He said, “I’m no phoney and there’s nothing to confess....”
And then from out of nowhere would come Monica’s blue dress!
2007-12-31
08:47:32
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