Sing it to the theme of the "BEVERLY HILLBILLIES"
Come and listen to my story about a man named Bill
Who never met a woman that he didn’t wanna fill
And then one day while shooting off his “dude”
Said, “Better lie...So that no one thinks I’m lewd!”
Well, the next thing you know, Ole Bill is on TV
Saying he did not have sex, that we should let it be
He says, “I’m no phoney and there’s nothing to confess....”
And then from out of nowhere would come Monica’s blue dress!
2007-12-30 21:35:57 · 7 answers · asked by njmarknj 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Celebrities
It took me about 8 minutes to compose, and then I had to clean it up somewhat
The words "women" and "dude" were NOT my first choices! LOL
2007-12-30 21:55:20 · update #1
BRILLIANT!!! Add a chorus line and you can sing it to "Jailhouse Rock" !!! LET'S ROCK!!
2007-12-30 21:45:20 · answer #1 · answered by Outhval 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Great song :DD
2007-12-31 06:27:33 · answer #2 · answered by crystak26 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hey that's good. I created a poem from a Night before Christmas about Hillary wanting Bill dead. She calls up her old flame(I won't name names) from out of the caves to do the job. He finds Bill asleep and Bill awakes just in time and shoots him in the behind. Bill is a hero and Obama is at a loss of the campaign and his boss. I was going to name it A Holiday Hero.
2007-12-31 06:12:14 · answer #3 · answered by Heart of man 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL!
creative!
Happy New Year!
2007-12-31 05:54:22 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao nice one
2007-12-31 05:52:05 · answer #5 · answered by Roo 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I really cracked up when I sang your diddy.LOLOLOLOLOLO
2007-12-31 05:46:28 · answer #6 · answered by Bob Dylan ♪ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HA HA HA HA!!!! That is awesome. LMAO!!!!!
Thanks for that on this long, long night! Truely hilarious.
2007-12-31 05:43:35 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋