Three hunters tell stories to each other.
First one said: “Recently I was attacked by two wolfs. But I was not upset. I shot them only once and killed both of them with one bullet”.
Second hunter said: “I had a similar case. Three wolfs attacked me. I shot twice and killed all of them with two bullets”.
Third hunter said: “I had a similar case as well. Pack of wolfs attacked me. I shot several times but missed. My gun was unloaded. So I ran and climb a tree. The wolfs were sitting around waiting for me. Finally I was sleepy and frozen. And then I fell down right in the middle of the pack of wolfs.”
All others were amazed. “What happened next?” – they yelled.
The third hunter replied: “Those f..king wolfs ate me up”.
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2007-12-23
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