Two women were walking home from the pub. They decide to take a short cut through the graveyard, suddemly they need a pee. When they've done, one woman wipes herself with her knickers and throws them away, the other uses a wreath from a nearby grave. The following night their husbands are in the pub, one says "I' better watch my missus, she came home last night with no knickers on" the other man says "That's nothing, my missus had a card wedged in her *** which said, We'll never forget you, lots of love from all the lads at the fire station".
2007-12-22
00:33:03
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