Two women were walking home from the pub. They decide to take a short cut through the graveyard, suddemly they need a pee. When they've done, one woman wipes herself with her knickers and throws them away, the other uses a wreath from a nearby grave. The following night their husbands are in the pub, one says "I' better watch my missus, she came home last night with no knickers on" the other man says "That's nothing, my missus had a card wedged in her *** which said, We'll never forget you, lots of love from all the lads at the fire station".
2007-12-22 00:33:03 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
ho ho ho why its xmas lol
2007-12-22 04:45:32 · answer #1 · answered by Blue eyes 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
great one mate f**king loved it i hope you dont mine but i think i will be useing that one next time im in the pub
i will even give you a star
what do you think of these below
Q. Why are women's breasts like a train set a kid gets at Christmas time ?
A. Because they were originally made for children but the father wants to play with them.
Q. What's the difference between snow men and snow women?
A. because one of them has Snowballs
it was the night before Christmas,
When all through the house,
Everybody felt shitty even the mouse.
With Mom at the whore house,
And dad smoking grass,
I'd just settled down for a nice piece of @ss!
When out on the lawn I hear such a clatter,
I sprung from my piece to see what was the matter!
When out on the lawn I saw a big dick,
I knew in a moment it must be Saint Nick.
He came down the chimney like a bat out of hell,
I knew in a moment the fucker had fell!
He filled all our stockings with pretzels and beer,
And a big rubber dick for my brother, the queer.
He rose up the chimney with a thunderous fart,
The son of a bi*ch blew the chimney apart!
He swore and he cursed as he rode out of sight,
Piss on you all and have a Hell of a night!
2007-12-22 15:50:48 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cheers Matey
2007-12-22 09:03:04 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Heard it last week but it still makes me laugh have a star.
2007-12-22 13:44:05 · answer #4 · answered by Quizard 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Niiice.
2007-12-22 08:50:18 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Heard it before but it still makes me laugh.
2007-12-22 08:38:02 · answer #6 · answered by st.abbs 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
whoo magic 10/10.
2007-12-22 12:22:24 · answer #7 · answered by country bumpkin [sheep nurse] 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
WOW ....funniest joke ive hear ever....major points to you...i love it, im telling it to mi m8s hahhaahha
2007-12-22 09:28:32 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very good
2007-12-22 08:38:09 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHA ...nice one i needed a good laugh
Thanks
2007-12-22 08:48:37 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice one
~The Wiz
2007-12-22 09:54:12 · answer #11 · answered by Tarzan 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋