These are always great! I have a few myself
Hide in the clothes rack and when some random kid with glasses walks by, drag him in and say "You're a wizard, Harry!"
Take a sharpie and write on someone's back when they aren't looking
Pick your nose and wipe it on the nearest kid. Do it noticeably, too.
Pick your nose and wipe it on the nearest employee.
Throw random stuff into the next aisle over the top of the shelves.
Walk up to some random guy with his girlfriend and throw yourself into his arms yelling "Oh, Robert, I love you!"
Anyone else have any?
2007-12-21
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