Entertainment & Music - 18 December 2007

It's fun to cook for Tom. Today I made angel food cake. The recipe said beat
12 eggs separately. The neighbors were nice enough to loan me some extra
bowls.

Tom wanted fruit salad for supper. The recipe said serve without dressing.
So I didn't dress. What a surprise when Tom brought a friend home for
supper!

A good day for rice. The recipe said wash thoroughly before steaming the
rice. It seemed kind of silly but I took a bath anyway. I can't say it
improved the rice any.

Today Tom asked for salad again I tried a new recipe. It said prepare
ingredients; lay on a bed of lettuce one hour before serving. Tom asked me
why I was rolling around in the garden.

I found an easy recipe for cookies. It said put the ingredients in a bowl
and beat it. There must have been something wrong with this recipe. When I
got back, everything was the same as when I left.

Tom did the shopping today and brought home a chicken. He asked me to dress
it for Sunday. I don't have any clothes that fit it, and for some reason Tom
keeps counting to ten.

Tom's folks came to dinner. I wanted to serve roast but all I had was
hamburger. Suddenly I had a flash of genius.. I put the hamburger in the
oven and set the controls for roast. It still came out hamburger, much to my
disappointment.

GOOD NIGHT DEAR DIARY. This has been a very exciting week! I am eager for
tomorrow to come so I can try out a new recipe on Tom. If I can talk Tom
into buying a bigger oven, I would like to surprise him with a chocolate
moose.

2007-12-18 03:26:10 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2007-12-18 03:25:49 · 64 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

When i die i want to die eating a sausage

2007-12-18 03:25:10 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

The job!

Reaching the end of a job interview, the Human Resources Person asked a young Engineer fresh out of Texas A&M, "And what starting salary were you looking for?" The Engineer said, "In the neighbourhood of $125,000 a year, depending on the benefits package." The interviewer said, "Well, what would you say to a package of 5 weeks vacation, 14 paid holidays, full medical and dental, a company matching retirement fund for 50% of your salary, and a company car leased every 2 years -- say, a red Corvette?" The Engineer sat up straight and said, "Wow! Are you kidding?" And the interviewer replied, "Yeah, but you started it."

The gas company!

Two gas company servicemen, a senior training supervisor, and a young trainee, were out checking meters in a suburban neighbourhood. They parked their truck at the end of the alley and worked their way to the other end. At the last house, a woman watched the two men from her kitchen window as they checked her gas meter.

2007-12-18 03:25:00 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2007-12-18 03:22:53 · 7 answers · asked by autumprncss 2 in Reality Television

are on Y!A at work or school?

2007-12-18 03:22:51 · 12 answers · asked by Kazuma 3 in Polls & Surveys

Like it when you see the "recieved message from another user" email, I do. It means I have someone to talk to for now

2007-12-18 03:22:08 · 12 answers · asked by Kazuma 3 in Polls & Surveys

Saturday morning I got up early, put on my long johns, dressed quietly, made my lunch, grabbed the dog, slipped quietly into the garage to hook the boat up to the truck, and proceeded to back out into a torrential downpour.

There was snow mixed with the rain and the wind was blowing 50 mph. I pulled back into the garage, turned on the radio, and discovered that the weather would be bad throughout the day.

I went back into the house, quietly undressed, and slipped back into bed. There I cuddled up to my wife's back, now with a different anticipation, and whispered, "The weather out there is terrible."

She sleepily replied,

"Can you believe my stupid husband is out fishing in that sh*t."

2007-12-18 03:21:50 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2007-12-18 03:21:07 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Looking forward to your responses...

*giggle*

2007-12-18 03:20:07 · 16 answers · asked by Sookie 6 in Rock and Pop

because I'm thinking she should...
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Y wanted to put this in Health and Dental...

2007-12-18 03:19:52 · 5 answers · asked by gldnsilnc 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-18 03:18:06 · 7 answers · asked by Marvelissa VT 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-18 03:17:39 · 5 answers · asked by Marvelissa VT 6 in Polls & Surveys

you can say as many as you like, mine is....
Save the Drama, for your Mama.......
i kno, lame huh?

2007-12-18 03:17:32 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Don't you love wearing a silk robe, sitting in a leather chair by the fire place and drinking it out of a Brandy Snifter?

2007-12-18 03:17:10 · 12 answers · asked by Dr. E. Bunny A.K.A. Andy. 7 in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-18 03:14:40 · 27 answers · asked by C M 1 in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-18 03:14:32 · 46 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-18 03:14:07 · 32 answers · asked by Chav Princess 7 in Polls & Surveys

excluding y!a, and nothing porn please!!!

2007-12-18 03:13:24 · 13 answers · asked by the drizzle is a chick! 5 in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-18 03:12:59 · 47 answers · asked by Jamieson 5 in Polls & Surveys

i have 4 cars.........one is a contaminated fast food nightmare

2007-12-18 03:12:52 · 41 answers · asked by john doe 5 in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-18 03:12:37 · 9 answers · asked by qcyboy 6 in Polls & Surveys

:)

2007-12-18 03:12:16 · 31 answers · asked by ×Charmz× 6 in Polls & Surveys

I've seen a fair few posts on here relating to marijuana and was just wondering what peoples general view of it was. I have smoking pot since I was old enough and have been around it all my life. What I don't understand is how people who have never even seen pot or it's effects can give such damning reports of the stuff. What are your veiws? Do you think legalisation is the way to go? Do think people who are basing their opinions solely on government propaganda against the drug should be able to say anything about it?

2007-12-18 03:12:02 · 7 answers · asked by Dragon 6 in Polls & Surveys

Does this mean I'm not cool enough because I'm not a pothead?

2007-12-18 03:11:54 · 63 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-18 03:11:07 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-18 03:10:30 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

And at what/whom woud you throw it?

2007-12-18 03:10:24 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-18 03:10:03 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Can anyone give me some good songs to listen to while I study I really just can't focus in complete quiet.

2007-12-18 03:09:35 · 6 answers · asked by Sarah S 1 in Other - Music