Saturday morning I got up early, put on my long johns, dressed quietly, made my lunch, grabbed the dog, slipped quietly into the garage to hook the boat up to the truck, and proceeded to back out into a torrential downpour.
There was snow mixed with the rain and the wind was blowing 50 mph. I pulled back into the garage, turned on the radio, and discovered that the weather would be bad throughout the day.
I went back into the house, quietly undressed, and slipped back into bed. There I cuddled up to my wife's back, now with a different anticipation, and whispered, "The weather out there is terrible."
She sleepily replied,
"Can you believe my stupid husband is out fishing in that sh*t."
2007-12-18 03:21:50 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Good one..........I think that happened to me once........LOL
2007-12-18 03:27:56 · answer #1 · answered by nevergrold 6 · 3⤊ 1⤋
Bit Cruel And Funny Abit.
2016-05-24 21:46:30 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hilarious
2007-12-18 03:28:44 · answer #3 · answered by Quinndon 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 100!
2007-12-18 03:37:32 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
HA! Been there before (as the wife).
2007-12-18 07:27:20 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
This is a good one star for you!
2007-12-18 03:45:18 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10
2007-12-18 05:03:06 · answer #7 · answered by Luck dragon 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Vey funny!
2007-12-18 03:25:53 · answer #8 · answered by abluheron1 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
very good i like your wit
you must have a very good
sense of humour
2007-12-18 03:30:27 · answer #9 · answered by lanyon 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Very good.
2007-12-18 03:29:10 · answer #10 · answered by Hammy 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That's a good one. :)
2007-12-18 03:45:47 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋