Entertainment & Music - 15 December 2007

2007-12-15 01:44:25 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

A man hasn't been feeling well, so he goes to his doctor for a complete checkup. Afterward, the doctor comes out with the results.

"I'm afraid I have some very bad news," the doctor says. "You're dying, and you don't have much time left."

"Oh, that's terrible!" says the man. "Give it to me straight, Doc. How long have I got?"

"Ten," the doctor says sadly.

"Ten?" the man asks. "Ten what? Months? Weeks? What?"

"Nine..."

2007-12-15 01:44:23 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2007-12-15 01:43:58 · 27 answers · asked by Sweet Cheeks 7 in Polls & Surveys

I don't like!!!
I mean,they can add all the things ..but orange,that too in a Orange Juice!! It really tastes yuckk!!!

2007-12-15 01:43:55 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

or are you going to find yourself lost on an iceberg like Rudolph?

2007-12-15 01:43:55 · 14 answers · asked by $Sun King$ 7 in Polls & Surveys

do you pick out the ones you don't like or just eat them all?

2007-12-15 01:43:08 · 12 answers · asked by ♥Pretty♥ ♥Kitty♥ 7 in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-15 01:42:31 · 20 answers · asked by ♥ 4 in Polls & Surveys

do u have either one?!?!!? i had braces and now i have a retainer IT HURTS!

2007-12-15 01:42:27 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-15 01:42:19 · 30 answers · asked by Sparkle♥ 5 in Polls & Surveys

http://users.telenet.be/leukelinks/flash/queen.htm

2007-12-15 01:42:17 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Rock and Pop

Such as "Brokeback Mountain" for instance. Are you comfortable enjoying the film for simply the quality and story?

2007-12-15 01:41:38 · 10 answers · asked by Elysium 1 in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-15 01:40:08 · 12 answers · asked by Mr. Johnny Walker 3 in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-15 01:38:37 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

candy canes on your Christmas tree?

2007-12-15 01:37:28 · 36 answers · asked by GOLDENFAIRY 7 in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-15 01:37:01 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Cranberry sauce,bread sauce or stuffing.

2007-12-15 01:36:49 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

i love my aeropostale polka dot shirt

2007-12-15 01:36:18 · 21 answers · asked by ♥aeropostalegal13♥ 1 in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-15 01:36:14 · 21 answers · asked by 🐭 cat™ 🐭 7 in Polls & Surveys

http://i141.photobucket.com/albums/r45/acodotcom/YahooCoffeeBreak.jpg

2007-12-15 01:34:45 · 13 answers · asked by Yahoo 4 in Polls & Surveys

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rXf3g28FyqI

how is it!!*^_^*

2007-12-15 01:34:36 · 4 answers · asked by •чσυ'яє [[ςρє¢ιαℓ]]• 5 in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-15 01:34:13 · 24 answers · asked by L ♥ L ♥ 7 in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-15 01:33:46 · 10 answers · asked by comfy c 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-15 01:33:40 · 4 answers · asked by Dr. VanNostrand 4 in Polls & Surveys

I need to print a road map or directions of C.London...?

This Is What I Need To Know::

From Leicester Square to ...
Brewer Street
Oxford Street
Back to Leicester Square
Trafalgar Square.

Need to get it ready by today, so please help?

I've been to London like a million times but the directions will not stick in my head! and i keep ending up on Regent Street instead of Oxford Street!! lol

Please & Thanks!!
Merry Christmas xx

2007-12-15 01:31:32 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

There were 3 good arguments that Jesus was Black:

1. He called everyone brother.

2. He liked Gospel.

3. He couldn't get a fair trial.



But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Jewish:

1. He went into His Father's business.

2. He lived at home until he was 33.

3. He was sure his Mother was a virgin and his Mother was sure He was God.



But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Italian:

1. He talked with His hands.

2. He had wine with His meals.

3. He used olive oil.



But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was a Californian:

1. He never cut His hair.

2. He walked around barefoot all the time.

3. He started a new religion.



But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was an American Indian:

1. He was at peace with nature.

2. He ate a lot of fish.

3. He talked about the Great Spirit.



But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Irish:

1. He never got married.

2. He was always telling stories

3. He loved green pastures.



But the most compelling evidence of all - 3 proofs that Jesus was a Woman:

1. He fed a crowd at a moment's notice when there was no food.

2. He kept trying to get a message across to a bunch of men who just didn't get it.

3. And even when He was dead, He had to get up because there was work to do.

AMEN!

2007-12-15 01:31:07 · 11 answers · asked by smithtracey72 2 in Jokes & Riddles

That Johnny is quite the little cut up!

The teacher gave her fifth grade class an assignment: Get their parents
to tell them a story with a moral at the end of it.

The next day the kids came back and one-by-one began to tell their
stories.

"Johnny, do you have a story to share?", the teacher asked.

"Yes ma'am," Johnny replied. "My daddy told me a story about my Aunt
Nancy.
She was a pilot in Desert Storm and her plane got hit.
"She had to bail out over enemy territory and all she had was a small
flask
of whiskey, a pistol, and a survival knife.
"She drank the whiskey on the way down so it wouldn't break, and then
her
parachute landed right in the middle of 20 enemy troops. She shot 15 of
them
with the gun until she ran out of bullets, killed 4 more with the knife
till
the blade broke, and then she killed the last Iraqi with her bare
hands."

"Good heavens," cried the horrified teacher. "What kind of moral did
your
daddy give you from this horrible story?"

"Stay the hell away from Aunt Nancy when she's drinking."

2007-12-15 01:30:59 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

I used to luv this song so much
http://youtube.com/watch?v=8b3mftcV0dY&feature=related


Wut's your favorite song by boyz ii men?

2007-12-15 01:30:15 · 9 answers · asked by R.I.P MJ . 3 in Celebrities

i hear stories of little kids peeing on santas lap, and screaming in his face, so that would suck
but then the other little ones that ask for sweet things would be fun to hear.

2007-12-15 01:30:00 · 22 answers · asked by Porkchop 6 in Polls & Surveys

It could be a sugar free pie if they are diabetic.

2007-12-15 01:29:47 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

One of mine is celery with peanut butter and raisens. I really don't know what people think that is weird. Oh well.

2007-12-15 01:28:42 · 15 answers · asked by SKB11 Kitty-Kong!!! 7 in Polls & Surveys