A man hasn't been feeling well, so he goes to his doctor for a complete checkup. Afterward, the doctor comes out with the results.
"I'm afraid I have some very bad news," the doctor says. "You're dying, and you don't have much time left."
"Oh, that's terrible!" says the man. "Give it to me straight, Doc. How long have I got?"
"Ten," the doctor says sadly.
"Ten?" the man asks. "Ten what? Months? Weeks? What?"
"Nine..."
2007-12-15 01:44:23 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
another joke thats not showing in the jokes and riddle section;
http://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AvpyqqSVFWZQgEUq3Y2hip4gBgx.;_ylv=3?qid=20071215064844AAdzSLC
2007-12-15 02:07:52 · update #1
LOL! Thanks I needed that! A star for you.
2007-12-15 02:00:41 · answer #1 · answered by Brewspy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Excellent
2007-12-15 01:52:53 · answer #2 · answered by Pompeyrew 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nope. The Temple hasn't been rebuilt, and the two Prophets haven't shown up yet. On the other hand the red heifer is getting old...
2016-04-09 04:34:09 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's a punchline I won't forget! Star for you!
2007-12-15 02:04:51 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice one 0/10 opps must be dead .
2007-12-15 02:00:50 · answer #5 · answered by country bumpkin [sheep nurse] 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hi-larious!100!!!!!!! that was the best one I've read so far!!!♥
2007-12-15 01:50:04 · answer #6 · answered by Mz.Twix 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha
2007-12-15 03:41:41 · answer #7 · answered by xyz 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha very funny
2007-12-15 04:01:39 · answer #8 · answered by jenny flower 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
time out .lol
2007-12-15 09:35:44 · answer #9 · answered by HaSiCiT Bust A Tie A1 TieBusters 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nine tablets
2007-12-15 01:48:07 · answer #10 · answered by sadhana s 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha!ha 9 MINS =+COUNTING
2007-12-15 01:51:38 · answer #11 · answered by S Csparky 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋