There were 3 good arguments that Jesus was Black:
1. He called everyone brother.
2. He liked Gospel.
3. He couldn't get a fair trial.
But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Jewish:
1. He went into His Father's business.
2. He lived at home until he was 33.
3. He was sure his Mother was a virgin and his Mother was sure He was God.
But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Italian:
1. He talked with His hands.
2. He had wine with His meals.
3. He used olive oil.
But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was a Californian:
1. He never cut His hair.
2. He walked around barefoot all the time.
3. He started a new religion.
But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was an American Indian:
1. He was at peace with nature.
2. He ate a lot of fish.
3. He talked about the Great Spirit.
But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Irish:
1. He never got married.
2. He was always telling stories
3. He loved green pastures.
But the most compelling evidence of all - 3 proofs that Jesus was a Woman:
1. He fed a crowd at a moment's notice when there was no food.
2. He kept trying to get a message across to a bunch of men who just didn't get it.
3. And even when He was dead, He had to get up because there was work to do.
AMEN!
2007-12-15 01:31:07 · 11 answers · asked by smithtracey72 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOL! The whole thing was wicked funny, especially the end!
2007-12-15 01:36:48 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2007-12-15 03:10:43 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I saw that coming as soon as the cucumber was mentioned
2016-05-24 01:42:21 · answer #3 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO LOL haha that funny
2007-12-15 04:59:39 · answer #4 · answered by horse luver xo 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha so true that is what I do lol
2007-12-15 02:58:09 · answer #5 · answered by Kelsey 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yea!! that's a good one
2007-12-15 08:08:33 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaahhahahaha......
freaking hilarious!!
2007-12-15 01:42:48 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol good one :) !!!
2007-12-15 02:54:41 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wow That was great . Thanks for this one . starring you..
2007-12-15 01:40:41 · answer #9 · answered by gentleman 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
r u crazy!and.....................was it a joke for ladies!%^$%#.not for ladies its not a joke atall
2007-12-15 01:39:33 · answer #10 · answered by sadhana s 2 · 2⤊ 5⤋