Entertainment & Music - 15 December 2007

A man knocked on a persons door and said " oh Presidant Bush has been
captured by the Talaban and if we dont send them a billon pounds then
they will burn Bush on a fire with petrol." Can you help us
The man replies " Okay, so how much have you raised then"
He replies " About 2 gallons"

2007-12-15 09:19:25 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

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2007-12-15 09:19:23 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Is anyone out there absolutely pining over the release of a particular motion picture soundtrack from the good ol' 1980's, which has never seen official release???

Here are some of my highly sought 'holy grail' titles, which I eagarly wait for, with the most bating of breath:

"Ferris Bueller's Day Off"

"Real Genius"

"Better Off Dead"

"Manniquin"

"Bloodsport"

...are there any other titles, which anyone out there have long sought after???

2007-12-15 09:19:19 · 1 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

I need to know for future reference this is a survey

2007-12-15 09:18:18 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Hot August night
And the leaves hanging down
And the grass on the ground smellin' sweet
Move up the road to the outside of town
And the sound of that good gospel beat

First right answer gets the 10pts

2007-12-15 09:17:41 · 2 answers · asked by Miss Useless Knowledge 7 in Polls & Surveys

Did you hear this one? Star if worthy. Thanks.


Pls star if you like this one. Thx.

4 Letter Words


Please excuse the rough language in the following story... I would have deleted them, but the story wouldn't be the same.

A young couple got married and went on their honeymoon. When they got back, the bride immediately called her mother.

"Well," said her mother, "so how was the honeymoon?"

Oh, mama," she replied, "the honeymoon was wonderful! So romantic..."

Suddenly she burst out crying. "But, mama, as soon as we returned, Sam started using the most horrible language -- things I'd never heard before! I mean, all these awful 4-letter words! You've got to take me
home..., "PLEASE MAMA! "

"Sarah, Sarah," her mother said, "calm down! You need to stay with your husband and work this out. Now, tell me, what could be so awful? WHAT
4-letter words?"

"Please don't make me tell you, mama," wept the daughter, "I'm so embarrassed, they're just too awful! COME GET ME, PLEASE!!"

"Darling, baby, you must tell me what has you so upset. Tell your mother these horrible 4-letter words!"

Sobbing, the bride said, "Oh, Mama...., he said words like: dust, wash, iron, and cook..."

"I'll pick you up in twenty minutes," said the mother.

2007-12-15 09:16:22 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

im a girl

january-24

2007-12-15 09:14:39 · 17 answers · asked by K0urtn1e 2 in Horoscopes

A man walks into a store to buy a Barbie doll for his daughter. "How much is that Barbie in the window?", he asks the shop assistant.

In a manner she responds, "Which Barbie? We have Barbie Goes to the Gym for $19.95, Barbie Goes to the Ball for $19.95, Barbie Goes Shopping for $19.95, Barbie Goes to the Beach for $19.95, Barbie Goes Nightclubbing for $19.95, and Divorced Barbie for $395.00. "

The guy asks, "Why is Divorced Barbie different from all the others ?

"That's obvious," the assistant states, "Divorced Barbie comes with Ken's house, Ken's car, Ken's boat, Ken's furniture... "

2007-12-15 09:14:09 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2007-12-15 09:13:03 · 34 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-15 09:12:26 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I mean I threw a stapler at her head and she didn't even bleed

2007-12-15 09:12:12 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-15 09:12:06 · 36 answers · asked by DO YOU LOVE ME♥*´`*•.¸★｡ 3 in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-15 09:11:55 · 35 answers · asked by ★Kermit the Frog★ 4 in Polls & Surveys

have nothing to do with that broken tractor....BRING IT ON!...
oh, gotta ask a question.....uh, OK???????? Mr.GJ

2007-12-15 09:11:10 · 18 answers · asked by Ma Barley 5 in Polls & Surveys

watching leons little face then bought a tear to mine. i think i actually want him to win now. he sang brilliantly tonight

2007-12-15 09:10:32 · 18 answers · asked by doobie 6 in Reality Television

1 percent bewteen them both looks like it could be a tie

2007-12-15 09:08:26 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Reality Television

2007-12-15 09:08:25 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I'v Heard That You Play Very Good Piano,Can You Play Something For Me?

2007-12-15 09:07:56 · 20 answers · asked by BlossomMe 5 in Polls & Surveys

mine would be...guns n roses or aerosmith

2007-12-15 09:07:47 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

mine

Travelin' Man
Roll Me Away
Fire Inside
Turn the Page
Night Moves
We Got Tonight
Mainstree

I love them all basically...except for C'est La Vie...too honky tonk for me

2007-12-15 09:07:18 · 11 answers · asked by Jem 6 in Rock and Pop

2007-12-15 09:07:08 · 46 answers · asked by Pompal 7 in Polls & Surveys

You are startled from a deep coma by this obnoxious Metal Machine Music. You open your eyes a little. You switch off the alarm. You look at the clock. Its 4:00 in the morning. You gaze at some strange little light on the ceiling. Why the HECK did you set an alarm for 4:00 in the morning?

2007-12-15 09:06:44 · 32 answers · asked by Kentucky Dave 6 in Polls & Surveys

example: someone said go jump off a cliff would you walk away feeling sad ='[ or would you be like haha whatever some people are so stupid. I say I probably have a high self esteem.
here tell me what you would be like in these situations.
Some one says "ur shirt is ugly" what would you do?
or "Wow are you looking ugly today I mean what a compliment since you usually look hideous"
tell me what you would do.

Ps: these are totally random. =D

2007-12-15 09:05:13 · 33 answers · asked by xxprincessniaxx 4 in Polls & Surveys

this song i heard the other day on the counry station it was cool....i dont know the name tho it was an up beat tempo and the lyrics was like .....it hasnt been so easy up the rode for me .....that was the hook i guess anyone know this song thnx

2007-12-15 09:04:51 · 1 answers · asked by Anonymous in Country

God today me and my friends were going to the movie theatre butt all of a sudden something happened and now we cant go god don't you hate when your plans get cancelled !!?

2007-12-15 09:03:46 · 31 answers · asked by Blank 4 in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-15 09:03:00 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I would usually just search for the lyrics, but with this song that's not exactly possible. See, as far as I can remember, there were no "lyrics".

You know how when you don't know what the lyrics to a song are, but sing the tune with made up words, like "duta data deta"? That's what the song was comprised of if I'm remembering right.

Also, if it helps, I remember the music video was the main singer (male) on an alien spaceship that was flying through space. It's killing me because the tune is catchy as hell (obviously, sense I can remember the main tune even though having not heard it for around ten years ;) ) Thanks!

2007-12-15 09:00:33 · 8 answers · asked by Sydny P 1 in Rock and Pop

its mary did you know. u know it goes mary did u know that ur son would one day rule the nations. i really like it and want ti on my ipod please help

2007-12-15 09:00:03 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Music

You look at a movie trailer and think, "I have that font."
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Rather amusing "when..." anywhere?

2007-12-15 08:59:58 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

hey bord i think this is a good question tell me what yo think? so what time is it?!?!?

2007-12-15 08:59:08 · 65 answers · asked by Mare-bear 2 in Polls & Surveys