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4 Letter Words
Please excuse the rough language in the following story... I would have deleted them, but the story wouldn't be the same.
A young couple got married and went on their honeymoon. When they got back, the bride immediately called her mother.
"Well," said her mother, "so how was the honeymoon?"
Oh, mama," she replied, "the honeymoon was wonderful! So romantic..."
Suddenly she burst out crying. "But, mama, as soon as we returned, Sam started using the most horrible language -- things I'd never heard before! I mean, all these awful 4-letter words! You've got to take me
home..., "PLEASE MAMA! "
"Sarah, Sarah," her mother said, "calm down! You need to stay with your husband and work this out. Now, tell me, what could be so awful? WHAT
4-letter words?"
"Please don't make me tell you, mama," wept the daughter, "I'm so embarrassed, they're just too awful! COME GET ME, PLEASE!!"
"Darling, baby, you must tell me what has you so upset. Tell your mother these horrible 4-letter words!"
Sobbing, the bride said, "Oh, Mama...., he said words like: dust, wash, iron, and cook..."
"I'll pick you up in twenty minutes," said the mother.
2007-12-15 09:16:22 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
That was funny, you scared me for a min. with the bad language warning! star for you
2007-12-16 04:20:08 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Priceless
2016-05-24 02:50:33 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL, very funny. That's why the bride wears white, so she doesn't look out of place next to the cooker, fridge and washing machine...only joking ladies :D
2007-12-15 09:24:33 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol star 4 u
2007-12-15 11:19:26 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
OMG! that is so LOL funny! star 4 U
2007-12-15 09:21:19 · answer #5 · answered by I♥Reba 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hahahahha that was halarious you deserve a star for that.
2007-12-15 10:15:51 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
It's old but not bad. You should, however, not drag it out so long. It should be a lot shorter.
2007-12-15 09:21:26 · answer #7 · answered by LucaPacioli1492 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Love it, here's your star.
2007-12-15 09:24:52 · answer #8 · answered by Cotton 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
pmsl
2007-12-15 12:58:24 · answer #9 · answered by ♥Scottish♥Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ♥Fairy♥ 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol lmao
2007-12-15 09:20:07 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋