A little old lady was dragging 2 garbage bags down the road.
One of the bags had a hole and kept dropping bills of money.
A passing policeman notified her, "Ma'am there's money coming out of your bags"
"Oh no!" said the little old lady. "I better go back for e'm. Thanks for the warning young man"
"Now wait a minute." Says the policeman.
"How did you get all that money? Is it Stolen?"
"Oh heavens no!" exclaimed the old woman. "You see, my backyard is just by a football stadium's parking lot. Whenever a member of the audience needs to pee, they just pee in my bushes instead of going to the restrooms!"
"So, whenever someone sticks their willie, I stand besides them with my hedge clippers and say '$20 or it falls off"
The policeman was impressed. "Wow! Thats really clever"
"So is the other bag filled with money too?" He asked
"Well..no" The little old lady explained..
"Not all of them pay.."
2007-12-07
07:29:26
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