A little old lady was dragging 2 garbage bags down the road.
One of the bags had a hole and kept dropping bills of money.
A passing policeman notified her, "Ma'am there's money coming out of your bags"
"Oh no!" said the little old lady. "I better go back for e'm. Thanks for the warning young man"
"Now wait a minute." Says the policeman.
"How did you get all that money? Is it Stolen?"
"Oh heavens no!" exclaimed the old woman. "You see, my backyard is just by a football stadium's parking lot. Whenever a member of the audience needs to pee, they just pee in my bushes instead of going to the restrooms!"
"So, whenever someone sticks their willie, I stand besides them with my hedge clippers and say '$20 or it falls off"
The policeman was impressed. "Wow! Thats really clever"
"So is the other bag filled with money too?" He asked
"Well..no" The little old lady explained..
"Not all of them pay.."
2007-12-07 07:29:26 · 12 answers · asked by Tickle me emo 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I like very much! Here's one for you:
An old couple was pulled over on the interstate the cop approaches the window and asks the man for his drivers license.
His wife (who was hard of hearing) says what did he say, the old man replies (yelling) HE WANTS TO SEE MY DRIVERS LICENSE!
Oh, ok.
The cop says I see here you're from Florida? The old man replies yes we are.
The old lady again What did he say?
HE SAID HE NOTICED WERE FROM FLORIDA!
Oh, ok.
Then the cop says I once knew a woman from there dated her for about a week, couldent stand her though she was the most annoying woman you would ever meet!
What did he say?
HE SAID HE THINKS HE KNOWS YOU!
2007-12-07 07:49:42 · answer #1 · answered by 420 4' LIFE 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL! Dewd, that iz too funny. But trythis one on for size!
Little Mary was not the best student in Sunday School. Usually she slept through the class. One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, ''Tell me, Mary, who created the universe?'' When Mary didn't stir, little Johnny, an altruistic boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear. ''God Almighty !'' shouted Mary and the teacher said, ''Very good'' and Mary fell back to sleep.
A while later the teacher asked Mary, ''Who is our Lord and Savior?'' But Mary didn't even stir from her slumber. Once again, Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her again. ''Jesus Christ!'' shouted Mary and the teacher said, ''Very good,'' and Mary fell back to sleep. Then the teacher asked Mary a third question, ''What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?'' And again, Johnny jabbed her with the pin. This time Mary jumped up and shouted, ''If you stick that damn thing in me one more time, I'll break it in half!'' The Teacher fainted.
2007-12-07 07:38:50 · answer #2 · answered by There Is A Punk @ Yahoo.com 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I have absolutely nothing against blondes but i love blonde jokes i liked 4 and the frosted flakes the best but all are good. Star for you! :)
2016-05-22 01:11:45 · answer #3 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Eww yuck but a good way to make money!
2007-12-07 08:35:38 · answer #4 · answered by Precious 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny stuff. Have a star.
2007-12-07 07:52:47 · answer #5 · answered by mad ned 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i think its a bit scary and psychotic and disgusting, cant imagine that lady clipping off those man's property and put it in a bag.
2007-12-07 07:35:10 · answer #6 · answered by applecheekgal 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
thats funny but painful to think about
HA HA HA HA HA
2007-12-07 07:36:43 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
thats kinda nasty but funny
2007-12-07 07:33:25 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha thats great i liked that a lot...
2007-12-07 07:33:58 · answer #9 · answered by youcantseeme2976 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
wow kinda funny and kinda nasty lol!
2007-12-07 07:35:12 · answer #10 · answered by annichka007 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋