Entertainment & Music - 6 December 2007

2007-12-06 09:49:16 · 5 answers · asked by T Leeves 6 in Polls & Surveys

what were you thinking about?

2007-12-06 09:49:05 · 60 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Mine has been & I hope it will be ok !!

2007-12-06 09:49:00 · 13 answers · asked by ♥ £ðx¥ Ðå痢 ♥ 5 in Polls & Surveys

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Madame.

Madame Who?

Ma damn foot would be up your damn a** if you don't open this door!

2007-12-06 09:48:41 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

A 70-year-old man went to the doctor's for a physical. The doctor ran some tests and said to the man, "Well, everything seems to be in top condition physically, but what about mentally? How is your connection with God?"
And the man answered, "Oh me and God? We have a really tight bond, he's so good to me. Every night when I have to get up to go to the bathroom, he turns on the light for me, and then, when I leave, he turns it back off."
The Doctor was astonished. He called the man's wife and said, "I'd like to speak to you about your husband's connection with God. He claims that every night when he needs to use the restroom, God turns on the light for him and turns it off for him again when he leaves. Is this true?"
And she said, "That idiot, he's been peeing in the refrigerator!"

2007-12-06 09:47:03 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2007-12-06 09:46:47 · 35 answers · asked by ? 5 in Polls & Surveys

i will answer it

2007-12-06 09:46:10 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Movie probably came out in 1980s. About a man and his daughter named Diana..The head gargoyle wanted her for his mate and stalked until he captured her....He kept calling her name that sounded like "Diyanna"..Anyone?

2007-12-06 09:46:05 · 3 answers · asked by Marsha J 2 in Movies

slap a grandparent?

2007-12-06 09:45:58 · 64 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

animal what would you be?

I think i'd be a tiger they are beautiful animals

2007-12-06 09:45:37 · 22 answers · asked by Jo's Here 5 in Polls & Surveys

There are certain bands that even if you never heard one od their songs, you knew it had to be them because that band has such a distinct sound.

So what are some bands that have such a distinct sound (not just vocally) that there is no way you can mistake them for another band?

Boston and The Doors for me

2007-12-06 09:45:28 · 45 answers · asked by meep meep 7 in Rock and Pop

It' a PG-13 movie.

2007-12-06 09:45:23 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

Okay, a guy is at a water fountain, and when he bent over, ten gay guys ran up to him and starting banging him. Then since his face was near someone's but, they took a huge dump on his face.

2007-12-06 09:45:14 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2007-12-06 09:45:05 · 9 answers · asked by |a| 4 in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-06 09:45:02 · 7 answers · asked by coachpeddie 2 in Polls & Surveys

are getting back together again for Christmas. Paul has given her a new leg, it's not her main present, it's just a stocking filler!!

2007-12-06 09:44:53 · 14 answers · asked by eddiesleftfoot 2 in Jokes & Riddles

I sure do!

2007-12-06 09:44:39 · 73 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

What's the first thing you would hit me with?

2007-12-06 09:44:21 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Out of these coices which is your favroite color?

Pink

Purple

Skye Blue

Blue

Lime Green

Green

Red

Black

Yellow

Orange

2007-12-06 09:43:29 · 16 answers · asked by 101candygirl 2 in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-06 09:43:07 · 43 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

There was a contruction worker who was working on a building when he fell 15 stories to his bloody death. He arrived at the pearly gates and St. Peter said ''Oh, I am sorry, my son. But you have been sentenced to hell. The worker agreed -- not like he could do anything else -- and he was on his way.
When he arrived, the devil looked at him and said, “Ah! A new slave. We shall burn you and throw you in the fiery pits.” Then the worker replied, “That wall could use a bit of patching. I could fix it first and you could throw me in the pit afterward.” So he fixed the wall. Satan, intrigued, asked, “What else can you build?” So the construction worker went about his job and made many improvements; in fact, by the time he was done, hell was a paradise. It had air conditioning, pools, balconies, you name it.

2007-12-06 09:43:07 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2007-12-06 09:42:41 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I want to name my son Dante

star if you like the name. every1 will get a TU from me....and sorry in advance if nebody gets TB

2007-12-06 09:42:38 · 30 answers · asked by ♪♪ Serabi ♪♪ 5 in Polls & Surveys

Provide details of where youre from and if you were circumcised at birth, the year/decade you were born!
thanks

2007-12-06 09:41:51 · 19 answers · asked by Billy L 1 in Polls & Surveys

A new priest at his first mass was so nervous he could hardly speak. After mass he asked the monsignor how he had done.

The monsignor replied, "When I am worried about getting nervous on the pulpit, I put a glass of vodka next to the water glass. if I start to get nervous, I take a sip."

So next Sunday he took the monsignor's advice. At the beginning of the sermon, he got nervous and took a drink. He proceeded to talk up a storm.

Upon his return to his office after mass, he found the following note on the door:

1. Sip the Vodka, don't gulp.
2. There are 10 commandments, not 12.
3. There are 12 disciples, not 10.
4. Jesus was consecrated, not constipated.
5. Jacob wagered his donkey, he did not bet his a**.
6. We do not refer to Jesus Christ as the late J. C.
7. The Father, Son, and Holy Ghost are not referred to as Daddy, Junior and the Spook.
8. David slew Goliath, he did not kick the s*** out of him.

2007-12-06 09:38:49 · 8 answers · asked by Mera 7 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-12-06 09:37:57 · 12 answers · asked by Mokey 3 in Polls & Surveys

or is it just me?

2007-12-06 09:37:56 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

A state trooper spied a car puttering along at 22 MPH. So he turned on his lights and pulled the driver over. Approaching the car, he noticed that five old guys were inside, and they looked wide-eyed and terribly pale.
The driver pleaded with him, "Officer, I don't understand, I was doing exactly the speed limit! What seems to be the problem?"
"Sir," the officer replies, "You weren't speeding, but driving slower than the speed limit can also be dangerous."
"I beg to differ, Officer, I was doing the speed limit exactly: twenty-two miles an hour!" the old man said.
The trooper, chuckling, explained to him that "22" was the route number, not the speed limit. A bit embarrassed, the man grinned and thanked the officer for pointing out his error.
"But before I let you go, Sir, I have to ask... Is everyone in this car ok? These guys seem awfully shaken."
"Oh, they'll be all right in a minute," the old man said. "We just got off Route 119."

2007-12-06 09:37:40 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2007-12-06 09:37:02 · 5 answers · asked by Taja B 4 in Polls & Surveys

christmas tree?

2007-12-06 09:36:40 · 12 answers · asked by wolfkiss 7 in Polls & Surveys