There was a contruction worker who was working on a building when he fell 15 stories to his bloody death. He arrived at the pearly gates and St. Peter said ''Oh, I am sorry, my son. But you have been sentenced to hell. The worker agreed -- not like he could do anything else -- and he was on his way.
When he arrived, the devil looked at him and said, “Ah! A new slave. We shall burn you and throw you in the fiery pits.” Then the worker replied, “That wall could use a bit of patching. I could fix it first and you could throw me in the pit afterward.” So he fixed the wall. Satan, intrigued, asked, “What else can you build?” So the construction worker went about his job and made many improvements; in fact, by the time he was done, hell was a paradise. It had air conditioning, pools, balconies, you name it.
2007-12-06 09:43:07 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Within a few days, God phoned Satan and said, “I think there has been a mix-up. That worker was originally supposed to come to heaven.” Satan replied, “No way - he's built all sorts of useful stuff for us. We're keeping him.” God then said, “Oh, yeah? Well, I'll see you in court. We're going to sue you for this man's soul and damages. Satan just laughed: “And where are you going to find a lawyer?”
2007-12-06 09:43:32 · update #1
its abit long and i dont really get it
is it b.c all lawyer would be in hell or am i getting it all wrong?
2007-12-06 09:47:22 · answer #1 · answered by ☆♥..Kt South☆ 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I Like It... All lawyers are bloodsucking evil B*stards, and deserve all the jokes they get.
My divorce cost me £15 000 for the priviledge of losing my house and my business, and I've wasted many years with other issues that the slimy sods only to extract more money from.
Too bad I'll meet the fokers in hell again.
I'll make my own pac(ke)t with the devil then.
2007-12-06 09:51:34 · answer #2 · answered by MikeD2 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 100!
2007-12-06 14:16:38 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's good. But why was the whole joke about the construction worker till the end?
2007-12-06 11:51:13 · answer #4 · answered by Andrea H 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahahahaha!! I like that one! My Father in Law is a Judge, I'll have to tell that one at dinner on Sunday!
2007-12-06 09:48:18 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
yeah its cute deserves a chuckle no more than i giggle definitely not a belly laugh but a sincere "teehee" will do it justice
2007-12-06 09:47:11 · answer #6 · answered by nomogames88 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well done---star 4 u!
2007-12-06 09:56:30 · answer #7 · answered by parkermbg 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
beneficial. very wonderful. i think of that criminal experts are all parasites. they circulate to college to income regulation, and then whilst they get out of faculty, they enacted greater regulations to maintain themselves busy. why could desire to you are able to desire to opt to circulate regulation college to decipher the ten Commandments.
2016-10-19 10:56:21 · answer #8 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not a huge laugh...just a little giggle.
2007-12-06 09:46:51 · answer #9 · answered by I_am_31volleyball 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL! I love lawyer jokes!
2007-12-06 09:46:40 · answer #10 · answered by correrafan 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋