A 70-year-old man went to the doctor's for a physical. The doctor ran some tests and said to the man, "Well, everything seems to be in top condition physically, but what about mentally? How is your connection with God?"
And the man answered, "Oh me and God? We have a really tight bond, he's so good to me. Every night when I have to get up to go to the bathroom, he turns on the light for me, and then, when I leave, he turns it back off."
The Doctor was astonished. He called the man's wife and said, "I'd like to speak to you about your husband's connection with God. He claims that every night when he needs to use the restroom, God turns on the light for him and turns it off for him again when he leaves. Is this true?"
And she said, "That idiot, he's been peeing in the refrigerator!"
2007-12-06 09:47:03 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Ewww, and here he thought that was some damn nasty apple juice...
2007-12-06 09:51:00 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 100!
2007-12-06 19:33:58 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I LOVE THAT JOKE!
Now try this on for size.
Little Mary was not the best student in Sunday School. Usually she slept through the class. One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, ''Tell me, Mary, who created the universe?'' When Mary didn't stir, little Johnny, an altruistic boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear. ''God Almighty !'' shouted Mary and the teacher said, ''Very good'' and Mary fell back to sleep.
A while later the teacher asked Mary, ''Who is our Lord and Savior?'' But Mary didn't even stir from her slumber. Once again, Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her again. ''Jesus Christ!'' shouted Mary and the teacher said, ''Very good,'' and Mary fell back to sleep. Then the teacher asked Mary a third question, ''What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?'' And again, Johnny jabbed her with the pin. This time Mary jumped up and shouted, ''If you stick that damn thing in me one more time, I'll break it in half!'' The Teacher fainted.
2007-12-06 17:52:48 · answer #3 · answered by There Is A Punk @ Yahoo.com 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
That's funny! If I were her, I would throw out the fridge! LOL *star*
2007-12-06 19:43:58 · answer #4 · answered by Andrea H 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL! nice one bro!
very funny!
punks joke is funny too!
though heard it before!
2007-12-06 18:22:40 · answer #5 · answered by Relex 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I laughed out loud. I haven't heard it before. It's funny (IMO)
2007-12-06 17:54:10 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
funny, unusual, but kind of weird. did you make that up? if so good!!! if not where did you get it from? im guessing u made it up and i dont think you need to title a joke.
dont use idiot though please, then parent wont want young kids to even read it! : - )
2007-12-06 17:51:45 · answer #7 · answered by I-Love-My-Kitten-Boots 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Wow...THAT IS REALLY FUNNY!! Guess his mental health is gone!
2007-12-06 17:58:30 · answer #8 · answered by Crazy_Blonde <3 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ew. but FUNNY!!
hahahahhahah that was a good one =]
2007-12-06 18:56:57 · answer #9 · answered by Gemma 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
dumbass guy but funny
2007-12-06 17:52:27 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋