Entertainment & Music - 1 December 2007

Who was Bingo?

A. Farmer
B. Dog

2007-12-01 16:44:41 · 8 answers · asked by And For A Moment I Am Happy 6 in Polls & Surveys

Computer Diagnosis
One day Bill complained to his friend that his elbow really hurt. His friend suggested that he go to a computer at the drug store that can diagnose anything quicker and cheaper than a doctor.
''Simply put in a sample of your urine and the computer will diagnose your problem and tell you what you can do about it. It only costs $10." Bill figured he had nothing to lose, so he filled a jar with a urine sample and went to the drug store. Finding the computer, he poured in the sample and deposited the $10. The computer started making some noise and various lights started flashing. After a brief pause out popped a small slip of paper on which was printed: "You have tennis elbow. Soak your arm in warm water. Avoid heavy lifting. It will be better in two weeks."
Later that evening while thinking how amazing this new technology was and how it would change medical science forever, he began to wonder if this machine could be fooled. He mixed together some tap water, a stool sample from his dog and urine samples from his wife and daughter. To top it off, he masturbated into the concoction. He went back to the drug store, located the machine, poured in the sample and deposited the $10. The computer again made the usual noise and printed out the following message:
"Your tap water is too hard. Get a water softener. Your dog has worms. Get him vitamins. Your daughter is using cocaine. Put her in a rehabilitation clinic. Your wife is pregnant with twin girls. They aren't yours. Get a lawyer. And if you don't stop jerking off, your tennis elbow will never get better."

2007-12-01 16:44:31 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

and how did they always find out where the main character was hiding?

2007-12-01 16:44:11 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

And what super power would you choose out of the three?

Invisibility
Flying
Super strength and speed

2007-12-01 16:43:59 · 39 answers · asked by danica 2 in Polls & Surveys

Like just the subs or sub script and not the whole episode. Idc if they are fansubs or not. I accidently got raw episodes instead of subbed ones. ='( and i cant and dont wanna dl them, it takes wayyyyy tttoooo long.

2007-12-01 16:43:44 · 1 answers · asked by Anonymous in Comics & Animation

I just found out it's Cheese Day!

2007-12-01 16:43:10 · 38 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

before you go to sleep?

2007-12-01 16:43:09 · 26 answers · asked by Scotch Tape 5 in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-01 16:42:05 · 16 answers · asked by ? 2 in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-01 16:41:55 · 1 answers · asked by senses362004 1 in Polls & Surveys

if it's a song, what is it? mine is christmas song.

2007-12-01 16:41:32 · 68 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I got mine same with Mozart January 27. How about you?

2007-12-01 16:41:29 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

A man bought a donkey from a preacher and was told it had been trained in a very unique way. The only way to make the donkey go,is to say "Hallelujah!" to make it stop, say "Amen" so after a short practice and pleased with his purchase, the man , with a ""Hallelujah" rode off

He traveled a long time through the mountains and as he headed towards a cliff, he tried to remember the word to make the donkey stop.

"Stop," said the man. "Halt!" he cried. The donkey just kept going. "Oh no....:"
"bible...Church!...Please! Stop " shouted the man. The donkey just began to trot faster. He was getting closer and closer to the edge of the cliff.

Finally in desperation, the man said a prayer.."Please, dear Lord, make this donkey stop before I go off the end of this cliff, in Jesus name. AMEN."

The donkey came to an abrupt stop and just one step from the edge of the cliff.

'HALLELUJAH.' shouted the man.

2007-12-01 16:40:13 · 21 answers · asked by marlynembrindle 5 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-12-01 16:40:12 · 35 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-01 16:38:50 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

jab we met
dhan dhana dhan goal
saawariya
om shanti om
aaja nachle

or any other u think............

2007-12-01 16:38:02 · 53 answers · asked by atti.babes 1 in Movies

2007-12-01 16:37:59 · 42 answers · asked by Bunny Boiler 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-01 16:37:48 · 15 answers · asked by the_chief 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-01 16:37:20 · 4 answers · asked by Bunny Boiler 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-01 16:36:14 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-01 16:36:02 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

didn't exist?

2007-12-01 16:35:43 · 53 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

It was used by the terrorists

2007-12-01 16:32:04 · 3 answers · asked by Tom 2 in Movies

lets just say top 5, this is a tough call for me.

2007-12-01 16:31:36 · 8 answers · asked by badmp35 2 in Movies

as painful as you remember?

2007-12-01 16:30:58 · 21 answers · asked by Bunny Boiler 6 in Polls & Surveys

do you consider yourself to be a proper lady??

or are you a little rough around the edges??

been around the block so to speak??

Have you in fact had a tough life??

2007-12-01 16:30:08 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-01 16:29:39 · 33 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

lol I have my whole life planned out

2007-12-01 16:28:54 · 3 answers · asked by Coolio 5 in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-01 16:28:39 · 21 answers · asked by bluesummers76 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-01 16:27:22 · 8 answers · asked by ssshhhh cause I said so™ 3 in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-01 16:26:52 · 22 answers · asked by wolflady 6 in Polls & Surveys