Computer Diagnosis
One day Bill complained to his friend that his elbow really hurt. His friend suggested that he go to a computer at the drug store that can diagnose anything quicker and cheaper than a doctor.
''Simply put in a sample of your urine and the computer will diagnose your problem and tell you what you can do about it. It only costs $10." Bill figured he had nothing to lose, so he filled a jar with a urine sample and went to the drug store. Finding the computer, he poured in the sample and deposited the $10. The computer started making some noise and various lights started flashing. After a brief pause out popped a small slip of paper on which was printed: "You have tennis elbow. Soak your arm in warm water. Avoid heavy lifting. It will be better in two weeks."
Later that evening while thinking how amazing this new technology was and how it would change medical science forever, he began to wonder if this machine could be fooled. He mixed together some tap water, a stool sample from his dog and urine samples from his wife and daughter. To top it off, he masturbated into the concoction. He went back to the drug store, located the machine, poured in the sample and deposited the $10. The computer again made the usual noise and printed out the following message:
"Your tap water is too hard. Get a water softener. Your dog has worms. Get him vitamins. Your daughter is using cocaine. Put her in a rehabilitation clinic. Your wife is pregnant with twin girls. They aren't yours. Get a lawyer. And if you don't stop jerking off, your tennis elbow will never get better."
2007-12-01 16:44:31 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Ya really funny
2007-12-01 16:53:51 · answer #1 · answered by kalai 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yo Mama!
2007-12-01 19:15:33 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL heck of an answer that machine gave, well done
2007-12-01 17:13:31 · answer #3 · answered by Abbey Road 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol wow...such smart technology! when is it going to come out in the market? jks
2007-12-01 16:52:49 · answer #4 · answered by joe 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
that was funny lol star 4 u n 10 points for me please (best answer) that was hillarious ive got to tell every one bout that
2007-12-01 17:05:02 · answer #5 · answered by Pink S 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Okay, you get a star.
2007-12-01 18:31:52 · answer #6 · answered by mad ned 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol i realy like that. i LOLed a little!
2007-12-01 16:59:33 · answer #7 · answered by Rosa Lee 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol star
2007-12-01 17:35:22 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
haha that was funny. star'd
2007-12-01 16:52:19 · answer #9 · answered by Adrian Y 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
that made me laugh, good one.
2007-12-01 18:09:24 · answer #10 · answered by Jenni 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋