Entertainment & Music - 22 November 2007

Two students wanted to go to the football game..
but they didn't have any money for gas. So they borrowed their neighbors donkey and decided to ride it through town to get to the stadium. Cars were honking and people yelling at them but they finally make it to the parking lot. While one of them is tying the donkey to a light pole the other one is lifting up the donkey's tail and staring kind of funny. The other one says, "What on earth are you doing?"

"I had to look. Didn't you hear that guy back there yell out "Hey, look at those two assholes on that donkey?”

2007-11-22 17:32:19 · 22 answers · asked by KÖoÌSÍÄy€r5 - "S" 4 SÍ 4 in Jokes & Riddles

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Do you give in to sin...?

because you have to make this life livable?

2007-11-22 17:31:33 · 29 answers · asked by Bunny Boiler 6 in Polls & Surveys

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Has your heart ever been ripped open and broken into a thousand pieces and stomped on one by one...?

crushing each piece and leaving you with missing pieces?

2007-11-22 17:30:25 · 13 answers · asked by ? 3 in Polls & Surveys

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do you like asian chicks with english accents?

2007-11-22 17:27:20 · 21 answers · asked by sarah 1 in Polls & Surveys

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If you don't want to talk to family or friends about something.....?

who do you talk to?..........wouldnt it be nice just to talk to someone to get things off your chest.........i know i would

2007-11-22 17:24:25 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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Do ever have trouble thinking when you're in the middle of thinking?

2007-11-22 17:23:56 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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What is your highest priority in your life?

2007-11-22 17:23:41 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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men...who would you choose out of Julia Roberts and Heidi Klum?

2007-11-22 17:22:57 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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When was the last time you worked up a good sweat?

2007-11-22 17:22:17 · 29 answers · asked by :-) 6 in Polls & Surveys

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Who else is off work tomorrow, too?

Yay me.

2007-11-22 17:22:00 · 24 answers · asked by Linz VT•AM 4 in Polls & Surveys

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Is there anyone who is eating at the moment?

Right Now? It's 10:20 at night here and I am eating chips OMG!
Anybody Please stop me eating!

2007-11-22 17:21:43 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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I'm sending out an SOS?

i just don't really know what to do anymore. i feel like i have lost all the happiness in my life. it's been almost a year since i really felt good. it's a struggle pushing myself through each day. i'm tired of it. i'm having a tough time getting through college. i feel so incredibly lonely.

2007-11-22 17:21:39 · 30 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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How many best answers do you think you'll get tomorrow?

2007-11-22 17:21:04 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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What are some of your favorite 90s songs?

If you can remember the 90s (Or listen to 90s music) could you list some of your favorites? Probably 89 - 02 would be great. I want to make a playlist with some 90s hits because I love the music sounds.

2007-11-22 17:20:45 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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what would u name a baby panda??

2007-11-22 17:19:55 · 28 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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Mr snuggles?

This husband and wife are staying in a hotel, and after a romantic evening wining and dining they go off to bed.
However, as soon as they settled down, the man leans over and whispers softly, "Hey snuggle boopy boops, your lickle hubby wubby isn't quite ready for bye-byes yet."
The wife takes the hint and says, "OK, but I have to use the bathroom first."
So off she goes but on her way back she trips over a piece of carpet and lands flat on her face. Her husband jumps up and exclaims in a concerned tone "Oh my little honey bunny, is your nosey-wosey all right?"
No harm is done, so she jumps into bed and they have mad passionate sex for three hours. Afterwards, the wife goes off to the bathroom again, but on her way she trips over the same piece of carpet and again lands flat on her face on the floor.
Her husband looks over and grunts "Clumsy *****."

pls star if you like :)

2007-11-22 17:19:06 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

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