Entertainment & Music - 21 November 2007

sucked a fishermans friend?

2007-11-21 22:02:59 · 17 answers · asked by Big Boobs McGee 4 in Polls & Surveys

i was wondering if knew anyone knew any slow rnb love songs? anything like bobby tinsley - missing you, deepside - what i need, adore you - lil.. anything like that.

2007-11-21 22:01:24 · 2 answers · asked by Matt A 1 in Celebrities

I don't think I'm going to make it past 70 because i fear cancer and sudden death. What about you guys?

2007-11-21 22:00:01 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-21 21:56:02 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

...what should i do?

2007-11-21 21:55:53 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

He's been out of work since Gladiators finished.

2007-11-21 21:52:56 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Today...

2007-11-21 21:52:45 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

They can star...

2007-11-21 21:52:42 · 10 answers · asked by M_Ash 5 in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-21 21:52:25 · 24 answers · asked by Mag 7 in Polls & Surveys

On a scale of 1-10
Out of all the other catergories?

2007-11-21 21:50:42 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Dear Friend.....I have been watching you very closely to see if
you have been very good this year and since you have I will be
telling my elves to make some goodies for me to leave under your
tree at Christmas.

I was going to bring you all gifts from the 12 days of Christmas,
but we had a little problem. The 12 fiddlers fiddling have all
come down with VD from fiddling with the 10 ladies dancing, the
11 lords leaping have knocked up the 8 maids a-milking, and the 9
pipers piping have been arrested for doing weird things to the 7
swans a-swimming. The 6 geese a-laying, 4 calling birds, 3 French
hens, 2 turtle doves and the partridge in a pear tree have me up
to my sled runners in bird sh*t.

On top of all this Mrs. Claus is going through menopause, 8 of my
reindeer are in heat, the elves have joined the gay liberation and
some people who can't read a calendar have scheduled Christmas
for the 5th of January.

Maybe next year I will be able to get my act together and bring
you the things you want.

This year I suggest you get your butt down to Walmart before
everything is gone.

Sincerely, Santa Claus

2007-11-21 21:50:15 · 12 answers · asked by ♥Scottish♥Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ♥Fairy♥ 7 in Jokes & Riddles

My contact yet?
Get to adding!!

2007-11-21 21:49:52 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-21 21:48:20 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2007-11-21 21:47:26 · 26 answers · asked by Max A 7 in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-21 21:46:21 · 16 answers · asked by rockman 7 in Polls & Surveys

I've got 75

2007-11-21 21:45:26 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Norman Orborn was just another highly-successful scientist trying to create the Next Big Thing when he concocted this Superman villain. What villain did he create?

2007-11-21 21:44:17 · 28 answers · asked by nancykep 3 in Comics & Animation

I'm REALLY short. . . Do guys prefer short girls ar tall girls??

2007-11-21 21:42:53 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-21 21:40:24 · 32 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

in what you can say that you are Rising or Falling ?
i mean in love, or money matters, or just in common ?
and what is your Mood now about it ?

2007-11-21 21:39:31 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

well i love both and collect both. books are good for my brain but shoes are good for my look.

2007-11-21 21:39:18 · 24 answers · asked by Tea Lover 3 in Polls & Surveys

The Phantom and The Shadow are a couple of my favourites, Doc Savage and Buck Rogers are good as well.

2007-11-21 21:38:26 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Comics & Animation

Who would you choose........................

2007-11-21 21:36:57 · 35 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

All stations are to be on the lookout for the following
individual(s) that are WANTED by an agency(ies) within the United
States of America. The US State Department has expressed interest
in extraditing the following individual(s) from anywhere in the
world.

NAME
Kringle, Christopher Also Known As Santa, Jolly Old Man, Saint Nick

RACE
Unknown

HEIGHT
6' 0"

WEIGHT
320 lbs

SCARS/TATTOOS
Across both buttocks words Merry Christmas.

LAST SEEN WEARING
Red suit pants and Jacket with red thermal underwear. Red hat,
with white tassel.

KNOWN TO BE DRIVING
1964 red convertible, with a nine Reindeer powered engine. Vehicle
was displaying a red light on front, in violation of the State of
Alaska Vehicle and Traffic law.

WANTED FOR THE FOLLOWING CIMINAL VIOLATIONS
- Being Jolly in a No Jolly zone,
- Breaking and entering dwellings,
- Leaving un-addressed packages in violation of US Postal Laws,
- Intentional dumping of reindeer feces in sewer drains in
violation of US EPA Laws,
- Unlawful crossing of US Borders without reporting the crossing
to US Customs,
- Failure to obtain a non-resident work permit from INS,
- Operating a motor vehicle that is not in compliance with US DOT
regulations,
- Unlawful work practice in violation of the Equal Opportunity
laws of the USA (Will not employ people taller than 4 feet),
- Excess noise from motor vehicle in violation of State of Alaska
Vehicle and Traffic laws (Sound of HO HO HO coming from
vehicle),
- Failure to respond to repeated request for Identification by FAA
Flight controllers, Violation of the sovereign airspace of the
United States of America.

Individual is known to force Goodwill and Peace upon all men/women.
Has been known to assault people with vicious bouts of laughter and
fun.

If contact is made with the above individual, caution should be
taken as to not become happy & joyful, especially with thoughts of
sugarplums.

Detain individual and contact either Detective Grinch, North Pole
Police Dept., Alaska, OR Special Agent Scrooge of the Federal
Bureau of Investigation.

2007-11-21 21:36:39 · 13 answers · asked by ♥Scottish♥Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ♥Fairy♥ 7 in Jokes & Riddles

By the time you read through this YOU WILL UNDERSTAND 'TENJOOBERRYMUDS'...
In order to continue getting by in America (our home land), we all need to learn the NEW English language! Practice by reading the following conversation until you are able to understand the term 'TENJOOBERRYMUDS'. With a little patience, you'll be able to fit right in.
Now, here goes...
The following is a telephone exchange between maybe you as a hotel guest and a call for room-service somewhere in the good old U S A today......
Room Service : 'Morrin. Roon sirbees.'
Guest : 'Sorry, I thought I dialed room-service.'
Room Service: ' Rye . Roon sirbees...morrin! Joowish to oddor sunteen???'
Guest: 'Uh..... Yes, I'd like to order bacon and eggs.'
Room Service: 'Ow July den?'
Guest: '.....What??'
Room Service: 'Ow July den?!?... pryed, boyud, poochd?'
Guest: 'Oh, the eggs! How do I like them? Sorry.. scrambled, please.'
Room Service: 'Ow July dee baykem? Crease?'
Guest: 'Crisp will be fine.'
Room Service: 'Hokay. An Sahn toes?'
Guest: 'What?'
Room Service: 'An toes. July Sahn toes?'
Guest: 'I... don't think so.'
RoomService: 'No? Judo wan sahn toes???'
Guest: 'I feel really bad about this, but I don't know what 'judo wan sahn toes' means.'
RoomService: 'Toes! Toes!...Why Joo don Juan toes? Ow bow Anglish moppin we bodder?'
Guest: 'Oh, English muffin!!!; I've got it! You were saying 'toast'...
Fine...Yes, an English muffin will be fine.'
RoomService: 'We bodder?'
Guest: 'No, just put the bodder on the side.'
RoomService: 'Wad?!?'
Guest: 'I mean butter... just put the butter on the side.'
RoomService: 'Copy?'
Guest: 'Excuse me?'
RoomService: 'Copy...tea..meel?'
Guest: 'Yes. Coffee, please... and that's everything.'
RoomService: 'One Minnie. Scramah egg, crease baykem, Anglish moppin, we bodder on sigh and copy ... rye??'
Guest: 'Whatever you say.'
RoomService: 'Tenjooberrymuds.'
Guest: 'You're welcome'
Told ya...
'By the time you read through this, YOU WILL UNDERSTAND 'TENJOOBERRYMUDS'

2007-11-21 21:35:09 · 6 answers · asked by Gina B 4 in Jokes & Riddles

not physically but mentally!

2007-11-21 21:33:15 · 33 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-21 21:31:27 · 14 answers · asked by Chelz 2 in Polls & Surveys

The old man arrived at the doctor's office at 2PM for his appointment..

two-three-four hours later..
he was still in the waiting room..

finally, in disgust, he got up to go..
as he passed the nurse he said..

"Guess I'll go home and die a natural death!"

2007-11-21 21:29:28 · 7 answers · asked by Tex Ahoy 2 in Jokes & Riddles

Three men died and found themselves standing in line at the pearly gates. One was gay, another Italian, the other was Jewish.

At the gates of Heaven, these three were told that they had led a sinful life and each would be granted one last chance to redeem himself to get into Heaven. But, they each had to make a sacrifice.

The gay man wasn't allowed to practice sodomy, the Jew wasn't allowed to pick any money up off the ground and the Italian wasn't allowed to have pizza. They only had to make this sacrifice for one day.

They were sent back down to Earth. They were walking along and the Italian said, "This is gonna be easy!" But then, right as he said that, they passed a pizza parlor and the Italian could smell the pizza.

"Oh, mama-mia! That smells good! One little bite couldn't hurt!" The Italian took a bite and disappeared.

At this point the Jew and gay man knew that they had to have willpower. So, they walked a little more when the Jew saw a dime rolling his way. He got a look of glee in his eye and said, "One little dime won't do anything!"

He bent over to pick up the dime and the gay man disappeared.

2007-11-21 21:28:04 · 6 answers · asked by ShelFish 4 in Jokes & Riddles

and one answerer said they felt more like a number than a human,,good answer I thought,,
So the question is if you were a number what number would you be?

2007-11-21 21:27:07 · 29 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys