By the time you read through this YOU WILL UNDERSTAND 'TENJOOBERRYMUDS'...
In order to continue getting by in America (our home land), we all need to learn the NEW English language! Practice by reading the following conversation until you are able to understand the term 'TENJOOBERRYMUDS'. With a little patience, you'll be able to fit right in.
Now, here goes...
The following is a telephone exchange between maybe you as a hotel guest and a call for room-service somewhere in the good old U S A today......
Room Service : 'Morrin. Roon sirbees.'
Guest : 'Sorry, I thought I dialed room-service.'
Room Service: ' Rye . Roon sirbees...morrin! Joowish to oddor sunteen???'
Guest: 'Uh..... Yes, I'd like to order bacon and eggs.'
Room Service: 'Ow July den?'
Guest: '.....What??'
Room Service: 'Ow July den?!?... pryed, boyud, poochd?'
Guest: 'Oh, the eggs! How do I like them? Sorry.. scrambled, please.'
Room Service: 'Ow July dee baykem? Crease?'
Guest: 'Crisp will be fine.'
Room Service: 'Hokay. An Sahn toes?'
Guest: 'What?'
Room Service: 'An toes. July Sahn toes?'
Guest: 'I... don't think so.'
RoomService: 'No? Judo wan sahn toes???'
Guest: 'I feel really bad about this, but I don't know what 'judo wan sahn toes' means.'
RoomService: 'Toes! Toes!...Why Joo don Juan toes? Ow bow Anglish moppin we bodder?'
Guest: 'Oh, English muffin!!!; I've got it! You were saying 'toast'...
Fine...Yes, an English muffin will be fine.'
RoomService: 'We bodder?'
Guest: 'No, just put the bodder on the side.'
RoomService: 'Wad?!?'
Guest: 'I mean butter... just put the butter on the side.'
RoomService: 'Copy?'
Guest: 'Excuse me?'
RoomService: 'Copy...tea..meel?'
Guest: 'Yes. Coffee, please... and that's everything.'
RoomService: 'One Minnie. Scramah egg, crease baykem, Anglish moppin, we bodder on sigh and copy ... rye??'
Guest: 'Whatever you say.'
RoomService: 'Tenjooberrymuds.'
Guest: 'You're welcome'
Told ya...
'By the time you read through this, YOU WILL UNDERSTAND 'TENJOOBERRYMUDS'
2007-11-21 21:35:09 · 6 answers · asked by Gina B 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
That's a good one Gina . Though I'm sitting in India, with my Indian accent, I did get the joke. Like always your jokes are funny.
2007-11-22 01:02:48 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
And a Happy UN to you too.
Seriously, I have found hotel help from India, El Salvador, Iran, and numerous other countries, and all of them were exceptionally nice once you figured out their accents.
Nothing like seeing the world without leaving the country.
2007-11-21 22:20:55 · answer #2 · answered by Warren D 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
TENJOOBERRYMUDS for this joke hahah i didnt see that coming i was suprised i was starting to think whats the connection Lmao i cant stop laughting stop me please
2007-11-21 21:41:59 · answer #3 · answered by omeng90 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL. I never heard of them before.
2007-11-21 21:42:30 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
haha
2007-11-21 21:40:44 · answer #5 · answered by xyz 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha...bellygoo!
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2007-11-21 21:41:12 · answer #6 · answered by Shmooks 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋